Mostly Tolkien | just for shits and giggles | 23+ | they/them | asks via pinned | catastrophizemoony on ao3
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For @i-did-not-mean-to , who requested pan Finrod ♥
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internet friends are so funny bro. here are some fuckers who know more about me than my mother. their names? well this one's no eyed joe, that one's takeout container, that one's moo, this one's named after several hit video game characters, that one is soup and so is that other one, here are a couple named after several thousand year old stories. that one's scammer. that one's volcano residue and here's fungus and rodent and there's podcast character and we can't forget the birds. this one says he's not named after a supernatural character but there's no evidence to support that. here's vegetables and arson. i love them all very dearly. oh yeah and they're all queer
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Thinking about Valinor being a shoe-free space. Absolutely NO ONE uses shoes in Valinor. The whole ass armour Fëanor wore when threatening Fingolfin? My homeboy’s feet were as bared as his sword’s blade that day.
Everyone walking around over snow barefoot. Celegorm and Aredhel hunting and climbing shit and hurting their feet’s sole while sprinting over rocks. Maedhros on his bestest gown and with pretty jewelry on his toes and ankles. Galadriel training barefoot.
Their feet didn’t hurt exactly. Yes it could be sore or scratched or cut, but it didn’t hurt.
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Once out of Valinor, they CAN’T walk everywhere shoeless. I mean yes, they prefer walking over sand and grass and soft thing barefoot, but snow? Rocks? Climbing things? Training? Going to war??? No.
They first felt their feet hurting at Aqualondë. Then, the ships. Then, the Helcaraxë. They invented snow boots on that ocasion. And after that, no Noldor on Middle-Earth would be caught dead without a good footwear, unless at home or at trusted places.
Just, idk man barefoot Valinor elves who can’t be barefoot anymore and they are sad about it.
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What if... 3rd Age tinwe gets yeeted back timeloop timetravel style to 1st age... I have thunken thoughts
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When Maedhros comes back from Thangorodrim, the sun burns him. It burns him like it burns orcs, burns him like he is one of Morgoth's fell monsters. And sometimes he thinks that the sun must be able to recognise the darkness in him, the fact that he truly is not so different from the other creatures of Angband that he slays. It's only centuries later that he realises: oh, gingers just do that
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Update he and manager-manager are gaslighted each other and catfighting and he is trying to huilt-trip us abt what we got against him and making it all personal and stuff and manager-manager is blowing shir out of proportion worse
We threw our department boss under the bus SO hard today at a work meeting with our management boss oh boy he's not gonna be happy w us ever again
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We threw our department boss under the bus SO hard today at a work meeting with our management boss oh boy he's not gonna be happy w us ever again
#thing is he deserved it but also we laid into him quite a bit also for things that management boss fucks up#but maybe things will change now beaides him hating us
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writers... typically how many words are your chapters/oneshots
#idek i try to aim for 3 to 4k per chap in fics#oneshots spiral WILDLY ive had 600 words and ive had 9k#and lets not mention the mess that is my notes app where my first very rough rough-drafts are stored
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WHY are all my friends SCATTERED ACROSS THE WORLD and not IN MY HOUSE for a SLEEPOVER
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But No Ship Came
Tar-Palantir is waiting desperately for an Elven ship from Tol Eressea. He is seen.
On a small rocky promontory near Avallone sits Voronwe and stares eastward. Numenor seems veiled in cloud and vapours. Sometimes the veils tear apart and he glimpses the peak of Meneltarma. Sometimes he can see the tower of Oromet and guess at the tiny figure in white that stands on its pinnacle staring longingly into the West.
Voronwe was there when Elros planted the White Tree. Voronwe spoke to Veantur before he set out on his first great voyage. Now he has been commanded not to return to Numenor, even though one of their descendants stands over there, waiting.
His head understands the reasons, some. His heart vehemently disagrees. Voronwe digs his fingers into the rock underneath, until the nails splinter.
@numenorweek
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y’all ever read a fanfic that you cannot believe an author just wrote for free?? what an honor it is to read a piece of someone’s soul they shared out of nothing but love for a piece of media. what a privilege it is to be allowed their talent because you share an interest!!
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y’all ever read a fanfic that you cannot believe an author just wrote for free?? what an honor it is to read a piece of someone’s soul they shared out of nothing but love for a piece of media. what a privilege it is to be allowed their talent because you share an interest!!
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Finally figured out how to permanently disable google assistant on phone

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Worst part about US winning world's is that MY bruins will go to the white house and I will have to hate them from now on with the burning passion of a thousand sun's like I do with the panthers
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FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
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