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By LonelyCashier

Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML from Fuck my life` https://ift.tt/2Seqsa2 via IFTTT

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By sweetjulie

Today, and for the past week, my 5-year-old daughter has been introducing herself as “Mazda. Zoom-zoom!” FML from Fuck my life` https://ift.tt/2YQ9XmO via IFTTT

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By FML

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By Thefaller

Today, I went to my first university party already a little drunk. I perched on the end of a table to cool off from the dancing and the whole table tipped over and dumped me onto the floor. I was promptly laughed out of the room. FML from Fuck my life` https://ift.tt/2S8RYpa via IFTTT

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By Cece

Today, while bowling on a first date, the guy I ended things with 3 days before was bowling too. In the lane next to ours. FML from Fuck my life` https://ift.tt/2YLkiAl via IFTTT

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By Nnn

Today, my coworker came to my desk, so I greeted him with a smile, and said, "Hello friend." He then told me that we are not friends, and that he hates when I say that. Oh, OK, sorry for trying to be nice. FML from Fuck my life` https://ift.tt/2JCHzhO via IFTTT

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[spicy] | By xxemetahxx

Today, I got home from work early to find my boyfriend spread eagle on the couch, taking pictures of his anus. Apparently, that's what his other girlfriend is into. FML from Fuck my life` https://ift.tt/2XBRcSJ via IFTTT

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By historyrepeats

Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML from Fuck my life` https://ift.tt/2LNgHhS via IFTTT

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By Anonymous

Today, I felt so lonely that when I was watching a ghost show, I wished my house was haunted so at least some sort of presence was with me, even if it was in another dimension. FML from Fuck my life` https://ift.tt/2xGbn7x via IFTTT

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[spicy] | By Anonymous

Today, the guy who sexually assaulted me when I was a child is over to have coffee with my mother. She says that it's OK, because God wouldn't want her to turn away someone who has no family. FML from Fuck my life` https://ift.tt/30m38dc via IFTTT

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[spicy] | By jennahh

Today, I had a sexual dream about my ex, and I woke up after saying his name. My boyfriend was awake, and heard all the dirty talk and me moaning my ex-boyfriend's name. FML from Fuck my life` https://ift.tt/2JCjesj via IFTTT

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By Anonymous

Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me. All because I’m thinking of moving to the UK next year to study, and apparently, a girl he’s been thinking about for a week is a better option. FML from Fuck my life` https://ift.tt/30t0WAI via IFTTT

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By Anonymous

Today, I woke up with a carpet burn. From sleeping. Alone. In my bed. FML from Fuck my life` https://ift.tt/2NM7BV3 via IFTTT

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By SquishFish

Today, while working as a masseur, a man requested a foot massage. This wouldn't have been an issue, had he not had at least 20 warts on his feet. FML from Fuck my life` https://ift.tt/2S5E3jG via IFTTT

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By Anonymous

Today, I almost died in the shower when I slipped and my dumbass self tried to grab the water. FML from Fuck my life` https://ift.tt/2LelpWd via IFTTT

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By Anonymous

Today, I told my girlfriend she was beautiful. She replied, "Lit." FML from Fuck my life` https://ift.tt/2YK1NfL via IFTTT