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catholicism is like performance enhancing drugs for people with ocd btw

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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

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yeah, no need to turn your brights off for little old me! it’s not like i turned mine off for you haha. i actually like getting eyeblasted by 5,000 lumens of pure un-regulated road laser. our society is good for allowing this *entering my bloodlust form, i violently yank the wheel killing us both*

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hi trans people in my phone. The life expectancy of trans people is not 35. That is the average age of Brazilian transmisogyny affected murder victims, taken from crime data from the early 2010s. Brazilian trans women also usually live longer than 35 years; this data comes solely from the subset of trans women who are murdered, and does not account for the majority of Brazilian trans women. Murder victim age averages are not a good proxy for overall life expectancy even of the same demographic group. Take a deep breath. You have a future. Start planning for it.

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met tommyinnit 👍

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i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

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you know a favorite thing from the current storyline for me is the continuous reminders that joe hills and cubfan are both batshit insane in like, the exact same way. just in like. different fonts. joe is like if cub was a little manic cub is like if joe was chill. do you see the vision,

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done with the "came back wrong" trope. what about came back American

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new pope I guess

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Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

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do you wanna come over and stay forever

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(guy who isnt beating the ocd voice) i know! maybe if i spend all night ruminating on something i feel guilty about until i’ve considered it from every possible angle and made myself physically ill, then i can finally forgive myself and i’ll feel better! 99% of morally abhorrent people stop self punishing right before they’re Absolved

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i love my mutuals because we never talk but we still… like… follow each other……….. and i admire that we stick together even tho there is no communication in the slightest………u kno what i mean… hello…

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my cousin stayed over last night so i set up the air mattress for her downstairs and really made it cozy with a foam pillowtop and a wool mattress cover and my fav duvet+comforter. i had to move Millie's dog bed to set it up and as soon as my cousin left, Millie went looking for her bed and she was like wow, thank you for upgrading my bed for me. this is amazing.

she's been sleeping on it all day like a princess so i'm leaving it up for one more night. i feel bad taking it away but also it takes up 3/4 of the entire living room

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*meows loud as fuck to no avail*

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etho amogus strim doodles !!!

his amogus character is so creature. i need him studied under a microscope bc i dont understand how he manages to make digital characters move so adorable

you guys watched his new ep? he has a new pc!! for such a technical guy, i dont get how he likes pre-builts but then again. hes etho. so like. thats explanation enough

i actually laughed out loud bc i realized etho is probably joining more non mc streams because of his new pc. this little guy is just so funny man