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The disrespect the Flintstones writers have shown the Frarney (Fred/Barney) shipping community has reached the point where I (as extreme as it may sound) am considering limiting my fanfiction output to a mere 2 novels per month

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coughing laughing making this, I could not explain to you the force that possessed me to make this thing.

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harry dubois would end death note in one episode. he'd be unkillable bc he has no fucking idea what his name is and then he'd go drink driving and accidentally run light over and the killings would mysteriously stop

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it's too late. i've already depicted you as the buffoonish juror 3 and myself as the unbothered and collected juror 12. it's over.

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Fan fic writers act like they’re a marginalized class and not tumblr search result terrorists

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soup de jour: soup of the day

soup de jure: soup the government wants you to eat

soup de facto: the soup everyone actually eats

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feeling like an insane leftist compared to people irl and like a right wing crackpot compared to everyone on here

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THE CHILDREN YEARN FOR THE MINES

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idk i think a lot of the online left is people swindling each other into developing moral ocd for no reason

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I need a complete list of your traumas, plus a genealogy going back at last five generations indicating the racial origins of all of your ancestors, plus essays on your personal relationships to religion, ethnicity, gender and sexuality before I can determine whether you're allowed to create this art. Until the paperwork is submitted, I'm just going to put you down as "Provisionally Problematic and Probably Appropriative". Please enjoy your complementary harassment while waiting for a judgement.

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imagine you're a 1/1 soldier hanging out with your other soldier buddies and an opponent casts like a cyclonic rift and you're like "haha guys back to the hand we go!" and they all turn and wordlessly give you the saddest look and you notice they're all named something like stalwart protector or legion initiate and you're just named soldier, and your skin starts to feel really thin and your insides feel hollow, and the cyc rift is moving down the stack and players are passing priority, you realize you're not even human like the others you're just a soldier. and then someone force of wills the cyc rift, and you're back to being fine, you untap, you're declared as an attacker, but you're a little more hesitant than normal because you know when you die there will be no grave for you

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Larger predatory animals like owls and lynxes tend to be Calamity Beasts instead of regular people, but exceptions exist, like foxes.

We haven't seen any fully aquatic species be sapient either and it's not clear if they can be.

Your Bloomburrow sona does not necessarily have to align with your color identity.

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Your children's show unfortunately has the absolute wrong take on tackling fascism. Yeah the power of friendship angle is showing a dismal lack of understanding of Marxist theory or even intro-level Leninism. Yeah my only two interests are children's media and online leftist discourse so this is gonna be a problem.