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free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go
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rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like... mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild
#i feel like it seems pretty american? like “standard” american? but i do definitsly have a southern way of saying some things#but its not the typical southern accent#whats fun thiugh is i cant sing heaven iowa without slipping into a southern accent
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"i should be the one to go down" "so we can end up with two cut lines?" really seriously buddie in a nutshell like it makes me quiver. "i should be the one to go down" because he's my partner, my responsibility, nobody else could find him and help him and know him like i could. "so we can end up with two cut lines?" because you cannot be trusted to act objectively, you'd rather doom yourself next to him than save yourself without him and we all know it
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Fall Out Boy: What if we had a figure of speech... but changed it slightly
Me: Oh yeah that's the good shit
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and in the end, i'd do it all again 📼
fob vhs series
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I’m too scared to talk to most of my mutuals but just know we’re friends in my mind
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“tik tok is brainrot I’m glad it’s getting deleted” YOU are ignoring an early warning sign of fascism bc silly dances and asmr annoys u. tik tok ban is a part of a MUCH bigger bill that indicates any foreign app, if deemed a threat, can be banned if the owner does not sell it. aka the government is mad bc they cannot censor & their capitalist puppet masters are mad they aren’t making money from it. and if ur ok w that……hm
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social media has got twenty year old women thinking they have to be a "clean girl" at university with a morning routine and face masks and expensive water bottles and a 9pm bedtime. I am begging the world to let young women go through a crucial developmental stage of being disgusting messy little rats. for feminism.
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people really just walk into horror movies and expect them not to deal with uncomfortable things despite the genre being dedicated to discomfort.
i saw so many people complain that lisa frankenstein, a movie where one of the leads is famously a rotting corpse, was too gross for them. when i walked out of nosferatu, i heard people say that the nudity was uncalled for... in a vampire film. nudity? in MY gothic horror?! unheard of!
a LOT of people really need to accept that maybe some genres just aren't to their taste, idk. not every movie needs to be cookie-cutter clean. sexuality is a staple of gothic horror, if not the wider genre horror in General. you don't need to enjoy it, but it doesn't make these things uncalled for.
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Not being able to participate in a discussion extremely relevant to you without revealing intimate details of your life so you just sit there pretending you don’t understand anything about the topic while your brain turns into a gigantic clenched fist. = akin to torture
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the real secret to zuko's redemption arc is the month he spent working in public food service
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in my humble opinion, the moment you know you or a friend truly in it as a sports fan is if you have beef with sports reporters. officially in the trenches
#i have sports writer besties#but also a love hate relationship with evan grant#why is he like that tf
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mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter
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