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Bruce: Honestly, do any of you even remember the ABC’s of first aid?

The Avengers:

Peter: A.

Bucky: Bone.

Clint: Coming out of the skin is very bad.

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30K celebration event: Top 10 comic characters (as voted by our followers) → #2 Clint Barton/Hawkeye

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Clint halted in his spinning, miming being shot in the heart, sliding down off the chair, which spun as he went with his weight no longer on it. He grinned as he got back up, reclaiming his seat. "Harsh, Rogers." His tone was light, though--he hadn't taken the comment personally. "Yeah, I'm pretty sure the last time you did something reckless and someone ratted you out to Barnes, he just about had a brain aneurism. According to him, he's been dealing with your reckless bullshit for the last ninety-something years."

"You know that little voice in your head that tells you, 'Hey, maybe you shouldn't do that'? ...Yeah, I don't think I have one of those." {from deafnotstupid for anyone}

“Um.. I’m not sure that’s true but also I think mine is stuck between being trapped in a box and screaming very loudly.” Steve admitted, smirking slightly. @deafnotstupid

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"Yeah, no, I genuinely don't think mine exists," Clint said, cheery. He was seated in a spinning chair, slowly propelling himself in circles back and forth. "I find myself in quite a few situations that I could have very easily not been in, but...I dunno. Hindsight's 20/20, I guess."

"You know that little voice in your head that tells you, 'Hey, maybe you shouldn't do that'? ...Yeah, I don't think I have one of those." {from deafnotstupid for anyone}

“Um.. I’m not sure that’s true but also I think mine is stuck between being trapped in a box and screaming very loudly.” Steve admitted, smirking slightly. @deafnotstupid

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Symbol meme starters.

Send one for my muse’s reaction! Feel free to alter context, switch muse’s positions, etc, as necessary. Contains some mild NSFW.

(chest) - for your muse to press a hand against my muse’s chest (hair) - for your muse to bury their face in my muse’s hair (backhand) - for your muse to backhand my muse (jaw) - for your muse to grip my muse’s jaw in one hand (lap) - for your muse to sit in my muse’s lap (whisper) - for your muse to whisper in my muse’s ear (bottom) - for your muse to rest a hand on my muse’s ass (or slap it) (undress) - for your muse to undress mine (may not be nsfw!) (pin) - for your muse to pin mine to a specified surface  (yank) - for your muse to yank mine out of the way of danger (bite) - for your muse to bite mine (palm) - for your muse to clap a hand over my muse’s mouth (throw) - for your muse to physically throw mine (piggyback) - for your muse to leap onto my muse’s back for a piggyback ride (nourish) - for your muse to provide my muse with food or drink (secret) - for your muse to reveal a secret to mine (specify the secret!) (discover) - for your muse to discover information about mine that they shouldn’t know (rescue) - for your muse to rescue mine from danger (promise) - for your muse to make mine a promise, whether they intend to keep it or not (lie) - for your muse to lie to mine (specify the lie) (confess) - for your muse to make a confession of truth to mine (command) - for your muse to give my muse an order or instruction, which may or may not be followed (hide) - for your muse to hide somewhere with my muse (sleep) - for your muse to fall asleep on mine (misc) - create your own/sender specifies! useful if something here gives you an idea that isn’t otherwise written.

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two word starters

“ please don’t ”

“ i’m sorry ”

“ trust me ”

“ fuck off ”

“ don’t go ”

“ please stay ”

“ i tried ”

“ you’re wrong ”

“ you’re right ”

“ i know ”

“ don’t run ”

“ go away ”

“ don’t stop ”

“ it’s hard ”

“ don’t cry ”

“ we can’t ”

“ calm down ”

“ i’m scared ”

“ make me ”

“ wanna bet ? ”

“ run away ”

“ don’t look ”

“ i promise ”

“ try harder ”

“ believe me ”

“ don’t move ”

“ you’re mean ”

“ i’m cold ”

“ you’re beautiful ”

“ hold me ”

“ let me ”

“ come here ”

“ shut up ”

“ fuck off ”

“ it’s complicated ”

“ you’re okay ” 

“ wake up ! “

“ you’re on “

“ i’m pregnant “

“ you’re sick “

“ how long ? “

“ what happened ? “

“ stop it “

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Misery Loves Company

A set of angsty starters.

Change pronouns/wording as needed.

“They’ll hate you for this.”

“You’re making all the wrong choices.”

“I can’t save you from yourself.”

“You have to want to make the right choices.”

“This is helping no one!”

“You’re breaking my heart….”

“How could you do this?!”

“I didn’t mean for it to turn out like this!”

“You have to believe me!”

“Please! Help me!”

“You’ve doomed us all!”

“You’re…abandoning us?”

“Get out of here!”

“We don’t want you.”

“Never show your face around here again.”

“How dare you?!”

“You’re just going to save yourself and leave everyone else?”

“You hurt me.”

“I’m trying to help!”

“You need to help yourself.”

“I can’t do this anymore.”

“Why are you running away from everything?”

“I can’t trust you.”

“Why don’t you trust me?”

“Do you like hurting me?”

“I can’t let you do this.”

“You’ll be seen as a monster if you do this.”

“Do the ends justify the means?”

“Are you okay with losing your heart along the way?”

“I don’t think it’s worth the risk.”

“Please, just go!”

“I’ll be fine. Keep going.”

“I didn’t betray you!”

“Don’t listen to them!”

“Please, don’t do this….”

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touch-starved starters!!

❝ no one’s ever done that to me before. ❞

❝ could you play with my hair? ❞

❝ i can’t remember the last time i did this with someone. ❞ 

❝ that feels nice. ❞

❝ i haven’t been hugged in years. ❞

❝ i never want to let go. ❞

❝ let’s just cuddle forever. ❞ 

❝ you put your arm around me and i literally felt my knees buckle, this is so pathetic. ❞

❝ i just want to be held for a little while. ❞

❝ you’re legally obligated to keep holding me. ❞

❝ i think i forgot what human contact felt like. ❞

❝ i need to remember what hugs feel like. ❞

❝ do you mind if we stay like this for a little longer? ❞

❝ my family was never the touchy-feely type. ❞

❝ i’ve never been in a relationship before, so i don’t really know how to do the whole…kissing thing. ❞

❝ you were my first kiss. ❞

❝ could we cuddle, like, platonically? ❞

❝ i’m in desperate need of a hug. ❞

❝ i didn’t even know i was ticklish there! ❞

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Rattled and Relief Starters

“You’re shaking, I can see it. It’s okay.”

“Get away get away… get away…”

“You’re not okay, please, let me help.”

“Stop it, no. Enough. STOP!”

“It’s okay, I’m here. You’re okay.”

“I just-I’m sorry I… I didn’t mean to react that way.”

“Did I… please tell me I didn’t hurt you.”

“We’re going somewhere safe.”

“No, no no no it’s all going wrong, we’re running out of time!”

“We’re gonna get through this, okay? Trust me?”

“It never really stopped… the shaking is always there…”

“Please don’t lie to me… tell me what’s wrong.”

“How about we just go somewhere quiet okay?”

“I know I’m not good at this but… I’m here.”

“You’re making it worse!”

“Why did you have to bring it up?”

“Hold onto me, you’ll be okay.”

“I want it to stop. It’s not stopping.”

“Are you doing better?”

“Don’t make me talk about it. Please don’t.”

“It’s alright… I get it, I do.”

“I’m back, like I promised.”

“Leave me alone-just leave me alone.”

“I’m coming closer, and I’m going to put my hand on your shoulder, alright?”

“You are safe. You are going to be safe.”

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“Hey, y’know what would be a good idea? A retractable dildo. It could be called The Pocket Dick.”

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“You just don’t wanna admit I’m right because you’re scared of the implications,” Clint retorted. “And I’m not saying I’m gonna do it, I’m just saying it’s totally possible.”

“Marinara sauce is just a tomato smoothie. Salsa is just tomato fruit salad. There’s literally nothing stopping people from drinking marinara sauce like a smoothie or eating salsa like fruit salad except for their own cowardice.”

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we were robbed by not getting to see this, in this essay—

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[In a queue at Starbucks]

Bucky: *walks up to Sam and grabs his hand* This line is crazy.

Sam: Uh… Bucky…

Bucky: *looks at Sam* You’re not my boyfriend.

Steve: You’re holding the wrong hand, Buck.

Bucky: You sure?

Sam & Steve: *nodding*

Bucky: I feel compelled to finish this Starbucks experience with you.

Sam: I’m not paying for you.

Bucky: Nevermind, I’m going back to my boyfriend.

Steve: I’m not paying for you either.

Clint: *at the front of the line* Come hold my hand, man. I’ll buy you anything you want.

Bucky: *goes to hold Clint's hand* At least somebody cares about me.

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𝕀𝕗 𝕀 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤, 𝕚𝕥 𝕞𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕤 𝕀'𝕞 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕕𝕦𝕕𝕖 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕒 𝕓𝕠𝕨. 𝕀𝕥 𝕞𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕤 𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕗𝕠𝕠𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕞𝕪𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕨𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖. 𝔸𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥'𝕤 𝕨𝕙𝕪 𝕀 𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤.

Indie Clint Barton RP by Ches, based largely off of Avengers Assemble and Earth-616 comics. Rules | | Verses

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“Hey, c’mere a second, I wanna try something.” He paused, backtracked and rephrased, “I just want to see your reaction to something real quick.”

There was a heavy pause, one where Clint tried his best not to laugh, before he managed to get his features under control enough to have a completely straight face.

“Anywhomst’d’ve.”

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“Marinara sauce is just a tomato smoothie. Salsa is just tomato fruit salad. There’s literally nothing stopping people from drinking marinara sauce like a smoothie or eating salsa like fruit salad except for their own cowardice.”

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He waited until she’d gone back inside, until he could hear the sounds of the TV. He slipped quietly down the fire escape, making his way to the street. It was chilly enough out that most people were wearing jackets, but the cold cleared his head. He considered turning off his hearing aids, blocking out the sound, but the noise kept him from thinking too much. He decided against it, shoving his hands in his pockets and wandering down the block.

Natasha sighed softly when he pulled his hand away from hers. She nodded though in response to his words. “Okay. I understand.” She shifted back a bit and decided to give him some space since he had pulled away from her. “do you mind if I stay out here with you for a bit?”

Yes. No. I don’t know. He’d been genuine enough for one night, and despite the copious amounts of coffee he’d had that day, he was too tired to try to give a straight answer.

“I dunno…I’m still upset with you for drinking my coffee,” he said instead. Humor was easier to process. It was less tiring.