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Nicola Tesla est professeur de natation (et il en profite pour conter fleurette), New York, 1900s.
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arthur’s logic being ‘you’re not a socerer, I would know’ drives me INSANE. it’s not ‘you’re not a sorcerer, that’s impossible’ or ‘you’re not a sorcerer, my father would’ve hanged you’ or ‘you’re not a sorcerer, you’re my dumbass clumsy servant’ or ‘you’re not a sorcerer, you’re not evil’ or even ‘you’re not a sorcerer, you’re my friend and you couldn’t have chosen to be my friend if you had magic’.
it’s none of that, it’s ‘I would know.’
you would’ve told me by now. i would’ve realised by now. you’re not a sorcerer because you’re the one person that wouldn’t lie to me
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can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture
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"Johnny loves space, Johnny loves women"
he's so real. talk your shit king

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