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"Ain’t nobody ever gonna care about you except me, little brother."

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"A little evil goes a long, long way."

   "Words to live by, girly."

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"Did I fall asleep?"

  "Must have. Sure weren't helpin' me keep an eye out."

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"Don’t touch me." ((hi there))

  “Fine. Stay down there an’ waller around in the dirt some more then.”

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"A little evil goes a long, long way."

   "Well, hell, listen at ya, deputy do-right. Finally cottoned on     to what I been sayin' this whole time."

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"Who do you think you are?"

   "I know who I am. You're the one I ain't real sure about."

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"You belong to me."

"I found you."

"I’m in jail."

"You make me so hot."

"I have to leave."

"Please don’t leave."

"And what about our parents?"

"Who did this to you?"

"You shouldn’t have done that."

"What happened last night."

"We never tell anyone about this."

"So, you want to play games?"

"Does that require pants?"

"Lets just have a lazy day."

"Then go kill the bitch."

"I’m pregnant."

"You broke me."

"Don’t touch me."

"You can’t fix this."

"There’s nowhere we can hide."

"I’m not listening."

"Who do you think you are?"

"I don’t need you here."

"Did I fall asleep?"

"A little evil goes a long, long way."

"I will not die."

"I don’t care."

"I have no regrets."

"I feel numb."

"All monsters are human."

"You look beautiful, but you don’t look fine."

"You look beautiful, but you don’t look fine."”

"How many time have I told you to be more careful?"

"Let’s get you to bed."

"I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!"

"Are you crazy?”

"Do you trust me?"

"How did you escape?"

"Is that blood behind your ear?"

"Take. This. Off. "

"What’s in it for me?"

"What’s in it for you?"

Sentence Memes.

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Worked like a charm. And it's a good thing - he doesn't want his brother getting his hands on anything so strong, especially not in his current state. 

Rather than ordering him to fetch, Merle spits and crosses over to where Daryl has been digging, crouching to pluck the bag back. There is no serious reprimand to come, save for a light tap of index finger to dirty wolf nose.

   "You remember that next time you go messin' through my shit. Nobody needs a methed out wolf runnin' around here. Stay out of it."

[ ATTEMPTS TO BURY THE METH. ]

That’s a damn shame, but Merle doesn’t jump to rescue his stash yet. Instead, he waits to see whether Daryl ends up accidentally dosing himself in the process.

     ”Boy, you’re gonna be real sorry if one’a them teeth punches a hole in that bag.”

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going to take a few and use this free time to clean up. my room is a wreck and it's stressing me out for real.

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The meth twins are weird as shit, but there has never been a time that Blaze hasn't given him a fair trade. And the junk he sells is pure, not cut down and jacked up in price like some of the other street swill. 

He chuckles, amused as always by how goddamn brazen the dealer can be.

    "Got a better one for ya there, sweetpea. You gimme a price,      I'll pay, and you can hand me that bag without me havin' to      break your jaw. Sound good?"

"Hey Merle -- gotcher favorite. How much y'want this time?"

  “Aw’right now, that’s what I like ta hear. How much you gonna get me for on ‘bout a…lemme say a teener this time?”

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   "Why? What the hell d'you got left to be positive about?"

     ❝Guess ya could say that.❞

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   "Nope, wouldn't say that. You a positive person?"

        ❝You tryin’ to say you’re a positive person?❞

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"Hell no. C'mon, let's keep movin' an' find us a highway. Least get outta these woods." While he understands Daryl's caution, the last thing Merle wants to do is park his ass on the ground out here and batten down for the night. Even if he doesn't see anything shuffling through at the moment.

"We oughta head back to where I found that Asian kid."

It’s difficult not to actually roll his eyes like he used to as a teen, but somehow he manages. “Gonna end up spendin’ th’night out here, anyway. Ain’t many houses around here…”

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[ ATTEMPTS TO BURY THE METH. ]

That's a damn shame, but Merle doesn't jump to rescue his stash yet. Instead, he waits to see whether Daryl ends up accidentally dosing himself in the process.

     "Boy, you're gonna be real sorry if one'a them teeth punches a hole in that bag."

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    "But I got one. More'n I can say for most people nowadays."

       ❝You got a weird sense of humor.❞