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Half Goblin, half Hobbit.

Goblit.

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shout out to green. somehow an underrated color despite being everywhere in nature. not enough real green appreciators out there. what can’t she do honestly. mint green sage green sea foam green forest green lime green!!! never have i ever met a green i did not like. true green enjoyers understand.

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I think Odysseus is the guy everyone else makes talk to the cops when they show up to bust the party.

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“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

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WHICH ONE OF YOU SPENT ACTUAL AMERICAN MONEY ON THIS

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peeing?

Not rn but I'll keep you guys updated

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“ (character a) didn’t know what to say ”

It’s me. I’m character a trying to cover up the fact that I have no idea what they would say

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an under-discussed feature of chronic illness + pain is how fucking boring it is. Like I know that I will get better and stop hurting if I lie down with my eyes closed in a quiet dark room but holy fucking shit if I do that for five more minutes today I’m going to totally lose my marbles.

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Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

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“On a Wednesday in January, at seven in the morning, it’s plain to see that the world was not made for Man, and definitely not for his comfort or pleasure.”

- Olga Tokarczuk, Drive Your Plow Over the Bones of the Dead

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via peopleiveloved

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i was in class the other day and some guy raised his hand and said something really annoying and i saw the guy in front of me take a break from chess.com to text his friends in the class "let's jump this kid"

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*reading my own writing* wow this really does cater to all my specific needs

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??????

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you gotta be as gay as possible on the computer otherwise alan turing died for nothing

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ur honor it was just a feminine urge