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I cannot express how much I have riding on Greta Gerwig’s Barbie (2023) like y’all don’t understand I want it to be phenomenal I want it to be groundbreaking I want it to break box office records I want it to make film bros angry beyond comprehension I want it to overwrite my brain chemistry I want to see camp and trash and elegance and sublimity I want Ryan Gosling to win an Oscar I want Greta Gerwig to haunt my dreams like the ghost of Barbie Past, Present, and Future

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Always in a constant state of "hmm maybe I wasn't as normal in that conversation as I thought I was"

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i’m so glad lesbians are visible today. i’ve been looking all over for them.

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Dogs are so funny like they understand hype. Other animals get freaked out but dogs get hyped.....

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roaring 20s, tossing pennies in the pool [insp. @cruellesummer's edits]

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who are you fucking

im fucking tired bitch that’s who

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if you wore those plaid shorts like those plaid shorts in elementary school you like women now

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MISSY PEREGRYM as “Haley Graham” Stick It (2006) dir. Jessica Bendinger

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New Amsterdam - 3x11

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imagine being the woman in this commercial who had to pretend she was dancing with the cast of Shrek 2 in Walmart 

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Saturday Night Live - 46x17

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By: Alexandra

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elon musk fans when their tesla explodes and kills them