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your aversion to anything earnest or sincere has affected us in the following ways 1. youre annoyinggggggg
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I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know
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What does “deadbeat fujoshi” mean in your bio?
I force those 2 guys to kiss and then I neglect them emotionally and physically
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I love the word vitriol it looks like an anxiety medication name brand. To me.
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i dont like it when the task avoidance gets to the scary part
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HANG IN THERE BABY!! instagram | bluesky | patreon
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MUSIC VIDEOS THAT TURN 20 in 2025
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Hey you all know about that fungus that possesses ants to make them climb on the tip of grass blades in hopes of getting eaten by a cow, so that the fungus can continue its life cycle in the cow's guts? Because I think that's the kind of thing that's wrong with cave divers.
We don't know what's down there. We don't know what's gotten into their heads that makes them so determined to physically, personally go down there to find out. But I wouldn't entirely dismiss the possibility that whatever has gotten into them is very invested in getting eaten by whatever is down there.
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