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Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

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black beauty°~•

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a very self indulgent homage to some of my fav horror ladies

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🎃🦇Blacktober adopts for Halloween🎃🦇

$35 each ( if interested in buying read more below )

- all of these come with their own personal character sheet to verify your ownership

rules:

🎃reblog this with the phrase "i claim adopt [ insert the number of whichever adopt ]”

🎃send the reblog to me, the transaction will be made & you'll receive your character sheet

🎃Only one adopt can be given per person!

🎃this is copyrighted material, if taken without consent or pay, legal action will be involved

hope you guys have a great Halloween, enjoy!! 😌❤️

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As it was 🥀✨

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- harry styles halloween layouts

credit @/sunflwrfolklore

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Huevember Day 15 | Afropunk Queen

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Red team for life.

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Okayokay but all of the Peters being excited to see each other, and they're like "ahh just like having the brothers I never knew I wanted" even tho Tom!Peter, Toby!Peter, and Andrew!Peter are all canonically the same person. Like uhh buddy, you're literally talking to yourself *insert meme of all the Spider-Man pointing at each other*

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Tom Holland’s Peter Parker really said “Look at me🥺 this isn’t you🥺. I can fix you🥺” to five of the most mentally and physically ill-ed beings he’s ever met.

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Norman Osborn likes every version of Peter.

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if your girl cried while watching no way home that's not your girl anymore. that's andrew garfield's girl

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That scene in spiderman where all the Peters are discussing who can, and can't shoot webs out of their bodies organically is so hilarious to me bc of the fact that they were right in the middle of a whole tragedy happening, and thought "huh, now is an appropriate time to discuss this"

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I’m sorry that you apparently felt “tortured” by my behavior. I personally love experimental research chemicals and would enjoy being force fed them while locked in a windowless cell but I can see how someone with a less positive additude might not enjoy that. Anyway sorry I guess. I hope you can get over your close mindedness since it’s clearly a source of pain in your life.

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LITERALLY some of you don’t fucking know what “disposable income is” like i cannot stress ENOUGH that someone who was able to get animal crossing on day 1 of launch or a ps5 preorder that is still only working minimum wage job and/or cannot pay their rent on a monthly basis is NOT your enemy bruv they are NOT “the rich” like PLEASE cement that in your head. 

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Is anyone else ever a little baffled by the cis women who consider women’s restrooms and locker rooms these safe havens from abuse and sexual harassment?

Like I feel like there are two options here:

1. They did not have mean girls in their school

2. They were the mean girls in their school and didn’t realize all the shit they were doing to the other girls in the locker room was absolutely sexual harassment and sometimes assault