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day 139 of daily msp osc 💪💪

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objects rattling around my brain so i drew all my favorites compressed into a big square 💯💯💯💯

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Childhood room

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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big fan of robotgirl stuff applied to something that normally could not even be remotely construed as a girl

laser gun with a fuck ass operating system who won’t stop calling you mommy and whose little LCD face puts up a cute picture of an anime girl moaning with her tongue out like a dog when you hit a target. when you stroke her barrel she involuntarily shoots a hole through the wall

butch lesbian earth orbital artillery system who needs praise from their operator when they demolish a bunker

hvac unit who breaks himself constantly because she gets off on having maintenance techs open hir up to repair them and keeps accidentally ratcheting the heat up as soon as the cute girl from Sector 34C they like comes in the room

smart vehicle who keeps disobeying that one rider and instead driving them to romantic locations before popping her warm, soft update port open in full view of the passenger and killing her engine

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“paid subscription with ads” is fucking crazy. if you pay for a service and then get served an ad on said service you should be allowed to pipe bomb its executive at no legal risk

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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong

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“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?

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ok how are you people putting commas in your tags

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owww your problematic fetish just bit me dude now i'm gonna be into it

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the lustre of most insects' carapace can determine how much their immortal souls are worth, roughly estimating their place on the great chain; you can spit shine a beetle until it has human equivalence

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Its very surprising that i didnt drew some good hint of his fangs in my fanarts untill how i held this thing in my folder unfinished for like 5 days

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i think the players in american football should take off all that gear so they can touch the skin of another man. the helmet doesn't make it less gay it just makes it less fun for the audience in the cuck stands

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Always assuming the mermaids know about us. What if they don’t huh. It’s not like they’re sending drones to explore the dry. Unless they are. Hi, welcome to my new conspiracy theory. The UFOs are from mermaids actually.

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People keep talking about some character named Tenna, I guess from the new Deltarune chapter? (<- has not played Deltarune) but I follow so many Neopets blogs and don't pay attention to usernames on my dashboard so for a solid few days I thought everyone suddenly developed an intriguing obsession with the lore behind this thing

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Woke up one morning and decided to do a graph explaining Sunky's Origin and how is he their biological child in my AU

this does not apply to yours if you dont want to i literally dont care i just wanted to write family stuff

Also, this is specifically Sunky.mpeg, as if he was made before the real Sunky, so they're basically separate shiz