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THIS IS MONEY PENIS, REBLOG WITHIN 5 MINUTES AND MONEY WILL COME ALL OVER YOU WITHIN 24 HOURS

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Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

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pls. i need this.

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

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it’s ominous and I must respect it

it is wap wap wap wednesday

reblog wap wap wap or suffer the consequences

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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

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This is the money bill, it only comes around once every 27 years. Reblog in the next 5 seconds or you’ll never have money again. 

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Blame this guy named tony for this ok😭

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I already know I’m not escaping. Me and Starlord are both too fucking dumb.

June. I hope to be trapped forever and ever. Bye.

Source @sjfmcu on twitter

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He becomes Hoss Delgado

i regret nothing

i wish i had photoshop skills because imagine long haired thor with the eye patch, just god damn god damn

my photoshop skills are nonexistent, but I tried lmao, Brock O'Hurn is pretty much Thor, so I borrowed his hair lolol

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“YOU KILLIN’ IT TOM!”

*looks over at Zendaya*

“hey”

It’s Tom Holland I’m dead

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An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home.

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Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

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holy shit

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More legit than PPG 2016

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