[ID: an excerpt from an old post. It says “but honestly, if we ever hear that two timing bastard Jimmy Hawkins in podcast… That will be a very interesting experience and the mere prospect is THOROUGHLY exciting]
THIS HAS BEEN ON THE BLOG FOR OVER A YEAR!!!!
[ID: The Chris Flemming “was anyone going to tell me” meme. It reads: Okay was anyone going to tell me that that two timing bastard Jimmy Hawkins is the same Jimmy Hawkins from Autopsy Turvy, or was I just supposed to realize it while relistening to the entire show myself?”]
[ID: The Chris Flemming “was anyone going to tell me” meme. It reads: Okay was anyone going to tell me that that two timing bastard Jimmy Hawkins is the same Jimmy Hawkins from Autopsy Turvy, or was I just supposed to realize it while relistening to the entire show myself?”]
The only thing that makes O.W feel rage is musicals.
Charlotte is a theater nerd, and is almost constantly singing Be More Chill and Dear Evan Hansen. (He doesn't stop her because Charlotte is his friend and good friends support their friend's special interest. Doesn't mean he won't complain a bit.)
The Angel of Death insists on watching Nightmare before Christmas every movie night. (He knows every word to the movie now. He once suggested watching Halloweentown to A.O.D. They just stared at him silently until he put the disk to Nightmare before Christmas in the DVD tray.)
The Angel of Life blasts the Hamilton soundtrack from the speakers of her Ford Focus. O.W feels murderous rage whenever he even hears a Ford Focus.
Every sentence of this. Was an absolute ride. and Boy Howdy was it a great one.
OW as The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals is such a very good take. He is the kind of person who has this vivid pretense of being classy man with only vintage tastes, but is semi secretly a huge fucking nerd.
Charlotte is absolutely prime theater kid material. Catch her doing a one woman show about Walruses while she was away from Crestfall.
Angel of Death having ONE film that she watches is absolutely on the money. She has a job that’s very demanding. It’s nice to relax with her FAVORITE movie. Change her routine at your own peril, OW
Angel of Life doing drive by tormentings specifically to classically condition OW is incredible and we are absolutely taking notes.
Pastor Jeff T-poses despite having no idea what T-posing actually is. He's just like "heck yeah, this is cool to the youths 😎"
He's simply imitating the position of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ on the cross. He's delighted to see these #Youths taking their faith and applying it in their day to day lives <3
It’s been a bit since we’ve done these and we’ve collected a bunch more fans since the last round. So hit us with any and all headcannons you have for this lovely spooky show!
Obituary Writer actually has never dressed up for Halloween, but people see his nice suit and think serial killer and tell him "nice costume" anyways
The idea. that OW doesn't even know about Halloween and just. Goes along with the shenanigans of the town... Is very delightful to me. It's the one day of the year people don't look at him funny.
Every year pastor Jeff dresses in the same generic biblical robes, but just says it's a different prophet and will give and improptu sermon on that prophet if provoked
Lord Help the Poor Bastard who gets stuck listening to this wonderful man ramble on about James for longer than it would take to just read the dang book. RIP, brave soul.
As we draw nearer to the beloved autumnal season, where the nights are long, and a chill rides on the air. Season two is close, but so is another special day.
So tell me, Halloween in Crestfall. What does it look like?
Who decorates? Who dresses up and what do they dress as? What are the town traditions? Hit us with your Halloween Headcannons!
Friendly Reminder that the Hype Train call box is still open! We want to make sure everyone has the chance to get in there.
If you want to leave an audio love letter for this fantastic show, call (208) 494-1893! You’ll be taken directly to voicemail, so there’s no unknown human interaction required.
We can’t explain specifically what your messages will be used for, but we swear it’s for a very good cause!
Reblogging for the day crowd. Wanna make sure everyone sees this! It’s a weird request, we know, but trust us. This is gonna be really cool.
So, we’re gonna try something a bit… Odd.
We can’t say why exactly, but we need your help with something!
Have ever wanted to leave a message for our beloved Obituary Writer? Are you holding onto a burning haiku of love and affection for Crestfall and it’s incredible wonders? Is there an old, folded up note tucked in the back of a drawer in your desk full of dark confessions that’s never to see the light of day?
Well for most of those, we at the Hypetrain have a solution! We have created a callbox for you to call and leave a message! We especially want to hear about what this show means to you, why you like it, and what you’re excited about for things to come! The call will go to voicemail automatically so there’s no fear of talking to anyone–and that’s a promise.
So please! Call (208) 494-1893 and leave a message for OW and this lovely show 🖤
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