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Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding
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Though Taylor Swift’s engagement was announced with much brazen media coverage, it still went over better than her great-grandfather Jonathan Swift’s more modest proposal.
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As a general rule of fantasy and sci-fi naming, the closer to the back half of the alphabet the average letter in their name is, the eviller they are. A name that doesn't contain any consonants north of R is poison frog colouration. If it uses Y as a vowel in a non-terminal position you're basically fucked.
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Anyway here is some angsty sketches cuz my dumbass put on a sad playlist 😀
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bruce springsteen opened a concert last night calling trump corrupt, incompetent, and treasonous. that’s right sweetie he’s not for YOU and neither is “born in the usa” and it never has been x
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Of course the Goodest Girls in the Galaxy™️ are the bestest of friends at the space dog park!!!

BONUS doodle under the cut!

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my friend and i have been losing our goddamn minds over the photography in this zillow listing and i feel the need to share it with you all too
the lighting??? the fog?? the atmosphere???
this shit is like high art and it's a ZILLOW LISTING . and that's not even all the photos!!! what the fuck!!!
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reincarnation au where some people keep falling into old habits is so funny because let them kiss each other's hands or mouth. Everyone still stops talking when the king walks into the room. Some knights are very excited about color-theming with their old heralds and there are way more shades of color now so they can make their outfits more or less ugly depending on preference. Old lovers who meet after 1500 years of separation and the knight drops to his knees in the middle of home depot
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I’m here to keep you all updated on what the Civil War Dads of the Other Social Media are doing.
First, Jamelle Bouie, highest ranking of all Civil War Dads and the only NYT columnist of any honor shares an example of how seeing the disgusting moral outrages of slavery, including watching men facilitate the rape of their own young daughters, led northern soldiers to transform from passive racists to militant abolitionists:

Impressed by this amazing 19th century rhetoric, the guy with the civil war merch shop on Etsy pretty quickly put it on a sticker

Another good and pithy reminder that, “It is for us the living, rather, […] to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us,that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion.”
May we fight until hell freezes over then cut the ice and fight on until we seize our country from these pigs.
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