deathisthetruth

[deathisthetruth]

It's not really, I can guarantee that

"Drinking a pot of coffee surely isn't that bad....."

[deathisthetruth]

Hm? I suppose so.

"Dad get up."

- I forgot my own tag

*groan, he is taking an ✨old man nap✨ or maybe because he finally didn't drink coffee*

@paintedgrilledcheese

[deathisthetruth]

*Issac is editing the security footage to make sure he doesn't get in trouble*

"Dad get up."

- I forgot my own tag

*groan, he is taking an ✨old man nap✨ or maybe because he finally didn't drink coffee*

@paintedgrilledcheese

[deathisthetruth]

*of course they got first class because yes*

"Dad get up."

- I forgot my own tag

*groan, he is taking an ✨old man nap✨ or maybe because he finally didn't drink coffee*

@paintedgrilledcheese

[deathisthetruth]

*time skip?*

"Dad get up."

- I forgot my own tag

*groan, he is taking an ✨old man nap✨ or maybe because he finally didn't drink coffee*

@paintedgrilledcheese

[deathisthetruth]

*all he does is nod*

"Dad get up."

- I forgot my own tag

*groan, he is taking an ✨old man nap✨ or maybe because he finally didn't drink coffee*

@paintedgrilledcheese

[deathisthetruth]

I did it so fast that the camera wouldn't have caught it.

The usual.

"Dad get up."

- I forgot my own tag

*groan, he is taking an ✨old man nap✨ or maybe because he finally didn't drink coffee*

@paintedgrilledcheese

[deathisthetruth]

Fuck-

*he quickly grabs some tranquilizer darts and quickly stabs the guards with it. Making it look like they fainted as he walks through*

"Dad get up."

- I forgot my own tag

*groan, he is taking an ✨old man nap✨ or maybe because he finally didn't drink coffee*

@paintedgrilledcheese

[deathisthetruth]

*bet you can't guess who got stopped*

"Dad get up."

- I forgot my own tag

*groan, he is taking an ✨old man nap✨ or maybe because he finally didn't drink coffee*

@paintedgrilledcheese

[deathisthetruth]

We shall indeed

"Dad get up."

- I forgot my own tag

*groan, he is taking an ✨old man nap✨ or maybe because he finally didn't drink coffee*

@paintedgrilledcheese

[deathisthetruth]

It's staying in the car calm down

"Dad get up."

- I forgot my own tag

*groan, he is taking an ✨old man nap✨ or maybe because he finally didn't drink coffee*

@paintedgrilledcheese

[deathisthetruth]

Because I find them fascinating and very efficient

"Dad get up."

- I forgot my own tag

*groan, he is taking an ✨old man nap✨ or maybe because he finally didn't drink coffee*

@paintedgrilledcheese

[deathisthetruth]

*he points to towards the back, a large machine gun that is fully loaded*

"Dad get up."

- I forgot my own tag

*groan, he is taking an ✨old man nap✨ or maybe because he finally didn't drink coffee*

@paintedgrilledcheese

[deathisthetruth]

There's a shit ton of blue lollipops behind my machine gun

"Dad get up."

- I forgot my own tag

*groan, he is taking an ✨old man nap✨ or maybe because he finally didn't drink coffee*

@paintedgrilledcheese

[deathisthetruth]

Yes this again

"Dad get up."

- I forgot my own tag

*groan, he is taking an ✨old man nap✨ or maybe because he finally didn't drink coffee*

@paintedgrilledcheese

[deathisthetruth]

Does it look like I give a shit?

"Dad get up."

- I forgot my own tag

*groan, he is taking an ✨old man nap✨ or maybe because he finally didn't drink coffee*

@paintedgrilledcheese

[deathisthetruth]

And yet we still made it.

If I listened to those suggestions we would be stuck in traffic

"Dad get up."

- I forgot my own tag

*groan, he is taking an ✨old man nap✨ or maybe because he finally didn't drink coffee*

@paintedgrilledcheese