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There'll be a moment when you realise you're 27 when yesterday you were just 17; and you wouldn't be able to tell how a decade passed away and your life got divided into before and afters. The fury of youth will subdue and nothing will really change but everything will feel different when you look at old photographs and blurry videos taken on cheap mobile phones. Scents will remind you of childhood and certain friends you don't talk to anymore, hangouts will become reunions and mom's burnt pie will become the best food you ever had. And I know on some days you won't be able to show anything of those 10 years but I hope you remember to breathe, and let go of the knot in your chest. I hope you go out in the sun and live a little, because tomorrow is 37.

-Ritika Jyala, excerpt from The Flesh I Burned

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your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

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Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

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bro i,m like two squeaks old

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crazy how 4 hours of work will literally take up my entire 15+ hour day. who allowed this

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they just named these guys urban and townie

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me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.

the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*

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Scream (1996)

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cant stop thinking about this this was sooo crazyyyyy

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Feather River Bulletin, Quincy, California, March 20, 1924

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kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

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hope this explains it

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One struggle 🫡

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When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

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Anyway if nothing else matters then I hope people remember that Pope Francis used his last public address to call for a ceasefire in Gaza and call Israel a terrorist state:

"I continue to receive very serious and painful news from Gaza. Unarmed civilians are subjected to bombings and shootings. It is terrorism."