deathpiggy

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i am always brooding i have a somewhat abrasive personality and im always seconds away from crying due to the deep sadness that dwells within me do u still fw me

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the mad max franchise really has human nature down to a T because literally day two of the apocalypse I'd be wearing my fetish gear in public 24/7 and insisting that people call me Dementus

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I saw a heaven-like realm in a dog puddle

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i ❤️ my missed opportunities #mymissedopportunities

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they should hold 4 versions of every olympic event in this order to witness the full breadth of human capabilities:

primary schoolers

random nonathletic adults

olympians

olympians roided and doped up to the max

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As I understand it living in LA is one of those cosmically perfect acts where the punishemnt for the crime is the act itself

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There are many schools of thought . "Never Kill Myself"; "Kill Myself Always"; "Kill Myself Sometimes"; "On Occasion Kill Myself." One thing is for sure; the nation remains divided on the "Kill Myself Question"

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hurt people hurt people. hurt people! HURT PEOPLE!!! NOW NOW NOW GO GO GO

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Fake laughed at a customer's joke today and dropped the smile within milliseconds of them turning around. when I tell you that I felt like Patrick fucking Bateman

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me if I was in porn: oh yeah baby you want my worthless diseased penis?

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when youre talking to someone and you can tell theyre a sex baby and not a stork baby

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Hey boss man can't come in to work today. I'm just not feeling the love. You know how it is. Not feeling the love. At all

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lets play throw each other down the concrete staircase

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just keep scratching yourself until you die