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He/him. Black Lives Matter! Hi! I am an aspiring artist and writer, and I love animals. White Adult. Queer liberation forever!!! I love trans people. I posted a different piece of artwork every day for a year. Also, I have a Win A Commission (#win a commission or #wac) contest every month. Check out the tag! #lpw is long post warning. #ymm stands for “your mind matters” and it’s short hand for, “this is upsetting/disturbing”. I don’t post porn or gross shit but I do have a bunch of dirty jokes and difficult topics on here, and I often forget to tag.
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this is my life philosophy
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setting up a tiny detail in one chapter to pay it off in the next few chapters feels sooo devious like oooh i can't wait to write the small little reference here that 70% of readers will miss but 30% of readers will cheer for
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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon
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rah rah rasputin something something sour cream
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👀 Comm WIP 👀
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the compelling thing about Batman is he’s about as close as you can get to being a god/higher entity while still being plausibly human. Batman is appealing because he isn’t untouchable. he’s as close to untouchable as you can get while still being able to bleed. he is a symbol who can grieve, can feel anger, can still be brought down to the base human level. but he keeps company with gods and aliens and magical creatures. he faces off with Darkseid and garden variety evil versions of Superman. he bleeds and he gets back up.
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Soy la última persona que va a juzgaros.
Manual Para Señoritas (2025)
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nice and subtle
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my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless
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"Okay, so imagine a magic button."
"I'm imagining the button."
"If you press the button—"
"What color is it?"
"It's the only button. It doesn't matter what color it is."
"Nah, I ain't falling for that again. Last time there was a red button and a blue button—"
"That's a different thought experiment."
"—and I tried to be a nice guy and pick blue so I could save everybody, but it turns out ya'll a bunch of selfish motherfuckers and I died."
"It wasn't buttons. It was pills."
"Don't care. I'm out for me this time. What color is the button?"
"Ugh, fine. It's red."
"I press the button."
"You don't even know what it does yet!"
"And I pull the trolley lever."
"There's no lever!"
"Bias for Action."
"Just listen: there's a button that lets you save 10^100 shrimp, but it kills one random person. Would you press it?"
"What flavor are the shrimp?
"Flavor?"
"Yeah, you know: garlic, Old Bay, Korean BBQ."
"You're saving the shrimp, not eating them!"
"Saving them for what?"
"For nothing. They get to live their lives."
"What? Just doin' shrimp stuff?"
"Yeah."
"How long do shrimp live?"
"Uh, it depends on the species? 1-2 years?"
"And then what happens?"
"They die."
"That seems like a waste."
"How is that a waste? They got to live full lives."
"Weren't you just telling me last week that bees live in perpetual agony and we should commit insect omnicide to free from the suffering of the flesh?"
"Yeah, but that was last week. This week I read a new Snubstack post with a math equation in it and believe something totally different."
"Uh huh."
"It's called updating your priors."
"Okay, well here's my updated prior: I press the button, let the shrimp live for a year, and then I eat them."
"What?"
"All of them."
"You can't eat 10^100 shrimp."
"I freeze the leftovers."
"You would need a freezer bigger than the universe!"
"Really?"
"Yes! 10^100 is more than all the atoms in the observable universe!"
"Okay, then I have a freezer bigger than the universe."
"You can't just—"
"No, wait. Three freezers. One for each flavor."
"You can't just make up three freezers!"
"Why not?"
"It's a hypothetical!"
"Yeah I hypothetically have three big ass freezers."
"The point—"
"If you get to throw out a big ass number of shrimp, I get to have some big ass freezers. Maytag freezers."
"The point of the hypothetical—"
"I've always been a Maytag Man."
"The point of the hypothetical is to interrogate our moral intuitions!"
"Yeah well the only thing I want to interrogate right now is a Red Lobster menu."
"I don't think you're engaging with this in good faith."
"Wait, I got a new hypothetical. A counterfactual even."
"Oh really."
"You know what I would've done differently if I knew you were gonna hit me with this mouthwatering supper-time supposition?"
"What?"
"I would've had breakfast this morning."
"Fuck you."
utilitarianism is about hypotheticals and the more hypothetical it gets the more utilitarian it is
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u ever notice when a celeb dies some sicko goes in and changes their wiki picture from them looking old and normal in 2019 to them looking cherubic and mystical in 1973
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“when you find the right person you’ll change your mind about having kids” WRONG 👎❌ the right person doesn’t want kids either
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Im a kick ass artist capable of learning so fucking much and i got awesome lips and nice titties and my hair fuckin rocks. go on. Im waiting.
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