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fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

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the smiling grinner knows the worllds its dinner

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*me talking to a guy with a penis* listen here, penis boy.

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would u let json hit

I dont know who that is & im low key trying not to be such a floozy slut no more so umm yea im thinking thats a no for me chief although ive had a weird craving for a fish head soup with plantains and big soggy crackers floating in it so maybe if he had that i would but honestly wat are the chances of him being that real shit type of guy that uses authentic new york city and jamaican flavor fusions to invent stews to cook like a real motha fucka an eat good as fuck all the time while still being funny as fuck well the odds are low

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Without looking it up, when you first hear "Tornado Warning", what does that mean to you?

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your page is so malnourished! You know he did not sup upon his broth or feast of his loaves 🤣

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Overcompensation

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Did Sony walk back on the Helldivers PSN thing

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You go to a gentrified artisan burger joint and there's a burger called "The Budd Dwyer" for 14$

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There is absolutely nothing you could make up about American politics. Imagination is dead. It's useless.

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the gamespoot event