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it’s so funny bc YOU KNOW Renee didn’t ever bring it up cause why would she. She probably clocked his crush sooooo fucking quick after that.

I will absolutely never get over Andrew "monster" Minyard asking Renee to tell Neil he is gay and single, but ONLY if Neil asks

Just like a fucking middle schooler

Andrew acts like a bad boy but he will never scape the gay disaster allegations

And I think about it at least three times a day.

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andrew not only clocked jeremy being gay but also jeremy having a crush on jean so it’s canon to me that jeremy is giving lovesick puppy eyes at jean at all times

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Lover's eyes.

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And if I said jabberwocky licking Jean’s face when he falls asleep but Jean only registers something wet and instinctively lashes out . And then obviously he realizes what it was but now jabberwocky is cowering from him.

And then later Jeremy / the girls return and Jean is crying and cradling the dog (a rare sight) and they’re like ?!?!?!?! And Jean’s like 😭😭 he’s so small and I scared him and I didn’t mean it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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hate when I see the comment "big news for unemployed people" on internet drama. really discounting the dedication of us chronically online employed people. does my 15 minutes in a public restroom at work scrolling online mean nothing to you...

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9 years ...

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Hot take: I don’t think Neil’s super tan

Because he’s ginger his ass burns within 10 minutes of being in the sun and Andrew and the other foxes start coating him with sun screen every time it gets the slightest bit warm.

Here’s the kicker:

He still burns.

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Lowkey think that like in cannon Jeremy really likes “hungry kisses” from his hookups and when he kisses Jean for the first time he puts them to shame with just show “hungry” he is

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i am dyingg

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Aftg couples doodle yay 🎀

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I love the cute and intermet times they have together and I can imagine them having quite moments like this all the time!

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"historians will say they were roommates" and the historian is kevin day himself

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Kevin: Who killed Rico?

Jean: It was Nathaniel.

Jean: He was standing next to the body.

Nathaniel: I was mourning.

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Catlaila using Jean’s attachment/partnership to Jeremy to get Jean out of the house so they could f*ck is one of the funniest and also one of the realest things Nora has ever written.

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4get service top Jeremy. When are we going to rally and make size queen Jeremy a tag

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this is so stupid but i had to

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When Jeremy comes home, trying to hide a swollen cheek and split lip, Laila starts to freak out.

"You promised me, Jeremy. You said only with people who respect you from now on!"

Jeremy abruptly tries to explain himself, which isn't easy to do over her screaming.

"I promise you, this time it wasn't his fault, only mine, really!"

Laila grows increasingly furious.

"You don't deserve anything they do to you, Jeremy! Nothing! How many times are we going to have this conversation? And on top of that, you're defending him! You saw Jean do that until he got better… How can you not see that? You deserve respect!"

"Laila, really, it wasn't like that. Listen to me…"

"No, Jeremy. Jean and Cat are walking Jab, and I'm sorely tempted to let Jean go after that jerk this time. Maybe this way…"

"Don't tell Jean, not Jean!" Jeremy yells, desperate. Laila sees the blush creeping up his face, his cheeks glowing. "I swear I deserved it this time," Jeremy insists.

Laila raises an eyebrow, hesitant. This is actually the first time Jeremy has made such desperate excuses when someone hits him. He usually acts downcast and downplays it, but this is new.

"And what were you supposed to have done to deserve this?"

Jeremy opens his mouth. At that moment, Jab bursts through the door and runs toward him, tail wagging and barking wildly, his paws raised on Jeremy's knees for Jeremy to pet him. Unable to deny him affection, he bends down to pet Jab and picks him up while trying to calm his joy with hugs and tickles.

Cat and Jean stare at him, mouths agape. Cat's expression remains shocked. Jean's changes radically to the most intense fury.

No, don't do that. Not you, please, Jeremy thinks as Jean strides over and scans his cheek, growing increasingly furious.

"You…" Before he goes mad, Jean searches for more wounds with his eyes, circling him like a dog. Jeremy tightens his arms around Jab, who has calmed down. "Who…?"

"Jeremy says it was his fault this time," Laila declares, cornering him.

"What nonsense is that? Jeremy…" Cat says. "I thought that was over." How could this be your fault?"

"Jeremy was going to enlighten me with that," Laila assures.

"Who did it?" Jean insists, growing increasingly furious.

And between the three of them, Jeremy has no choice but to say it.

"Laila would be furious if Cat said another woman's name while she had her knees on her shoulders, don't say no!" He shouts very quickly.

Silence returns for several long seconds at the incredulity of the three.

"You said another man's name while you were fucking a guy?" Cat asks, shifting from disappointment to curiosity, and from curiosity a little to mockery. "That's almost funny…"

"Except he hit you, and it isn't," Jean cuts in fiercely.

"Well, of course," Cat says, trying to recover her annoyance, but a little amused by the situation. "That's never happened to you, has it? What man keeps you up at night enough to make you forget the name of the person you've torn in half?"

Jeremy looks at Cat in horror. Then he looks at Laila pleadingly. Very, very quickly, he looks at Jean, just for a microsecond.

The girls look at each other with wide eyes.

Jean breaks the silence in a firm, aggressive voice.

"I want a name, and this time you're going to give it to me."

"It's… It's…" Jeremy stutters.

"It's Theo, isn't it?" Laila asks. Jean turns to her like a hawk spotting a field mouse.

"Yes… Theo…" Jeremy says.

"And he slapped you because you were thinking about that other guy, who's…" Laila continues. In Jeremy's opinion, she could have stopped right there, but she preferred to have fun getting revenge, the cheater "…Which is Boris. You like Boris." You know, that Boris you were with that time…"

"Boris? He said "ooh Jeremy" while you were fucking and you said… "ooh Boris"? What kind of name is Boris, for starters?"

If Jeremy remembers correctly, Theo and Boris are the main characters in Laila's favorite book.

"Yeah, I… I said Boris… That's what I said," he admits, and tries not to die of embarrassment as he does so.

"Theo," Jean repeats with a murderous expression. "He's a dead man. And Boris too."

Jeremy tries to say that supposed Boris didn't do anything except invade his thoughts the moment a man was nice to him in bed, but he doesn't think Jean would give up on her desire to avenge Jeremy's honor by searching for Theo and Boris on campus if he said so.

Laila and Cat move their lips behind Jean.

"You're finished," Laila says.

And Jeremy has to admit he is, because while no one hit him before, this is the fourth time Jeremy has said "ooh, Jean" during sex, and the third time he's done it when all that's involved is kissing.

Jeremy is completely finished.