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Meeting a Perfect Girl : From the words of a physics nerd.

We are Nerds, basically some Science nerds. Now what do girls want from us if we are on a date? Some nice talk, romantic dinner at a beautiful restaurant, wearing a beautiful suit looking handsome of course nervous, making her feel how fortunate are you to meet her and the list goes on. And then driving her to home and a kiss. After that you met each other on a regular basis, couple of dates together, get to know each other and finally you became a couple. You have a girlfreind right! Looks easy, doesn’t it? But let me tell you, its the toughest thing for a nerd take a young physicist as a reference. Its like solving the toughest problem in their life, a problem you never saw before, never heard about it, never tried before. Hence a problem with zero knowledge and zero background. And now you have attained a age to try it, because you are 28 and your Mom & Dad wants a grandchild. Its humorous if you think. You literally devoted your life from the day you got interesed in that subject till now you become the one to get awarded for that subject. Everything is so cool. But then comes the begining of another phase of your life. YOUR LOVE LIFE. The difference. Before you visit different research labs discussing and arguing about the recent researches, Now you visit Malls discussing the price of shoes and dresses with the price, color and material, Before you visit AI Facilities looking at its hi-tech advanced gadgets dreaming to own it one day, and now you are stucked in a Furniture shop doing the same thing. Attending seminars by the rockstars of physics by some brilliant minds was your weekend plans, but now you are stuck in a Movie theatre watching the most devastating shit on the big screen with popcorns and pepsi. Its hard to say, but yes life doesn’t remain the same like before for a science nerd. A question? So inspite of all this how a nerd prepares for his love life? Answer is simple. Consult your freind, sorry did i say freind, i mean nerd freind. He will come up with his own theory of being single and how he is happy. Socially unsolvable. But Scientifically solved and Proven. Next step for learning. Of course Youtube. Thats actually a smart step. Thousands of LOVE GURUS over the internet. Learn from anyone and the best part is, its free. It will not ask for your girlfreinds sister phone number if it works, like a freind. Devoting about 12 hours of your day watching that shit, noting down the imporant points and finally you learnt what? How to make a girl so helpless but to reply yes on your proposal. It feels like harassment or something. And by doing this you own her, without arrest. Thats freaking confusing. But if you check my phone you will be shocked for sure. Not because of that Stephen Hawking Wallpaper on my phone but checking my youtube timeline. And the first video to come up will be -100 ways to propose a girl, some like How to make a girl fall in love? How to flirt with a girl for beginners, i mean, seriously beginners? what the hell? Its like prepairing for an exam, those are yours love gurus, and a date, its your test of LOVE. The test goes on for couple of months and the result you will get directly from the headmaster, you know what i mean? No grades. Just two words, Yes or No. Yes means you pass and no means you fail, try another. No matter how good you are as a physicists, no matter how brilliant you are, no matter what breakthrough you had made last night before the date. But when it comes to love, it doesn’t counts. So now from all of these I’m sure some might think I’m talking nuts and some will relate to it, or get afraid of it. Doing such a tough job and wasting so much of your valuable time is much worse than mailing your lifetime thesis work to Prof. Stephen Hawking without checking your Math. And then he said no. That no sounds, much better than a girls no, who is nothing but a stranger to me. So in our conclusion, two question arises here.1. Will we be single forever? Will we never have a girlfreind who like the way we are?2. Will we never get a chance to click a selfie with a preety girlfreind, to make our famous high school freinds jealous who took away our crush? To summarize will we meet our perfect girl?The answer is yes.We will. We will meet someone who definitely understand us, who belives that a boy with a gentle hairstyle, with a pair of big glasses, who doesn’t loves wearing tight jeans, but simple set of shirt and pants, doesn’t know what to say, feels nervous and shy near her, never talk with a girl before is not a weirdo, but he is just a BOY, like everybody else. He too have a heart, he too have feelings. Maybe she respects you more than you respect yourself, maybe she values you most than anything else. Maybe she Understands you more than you understand yourself. She is that PERFECT GIRL for you. She is there near you but just that time has not come. But soon it will. And that will be the happiest time of your life EVER.

Thank you for reading this. The thought strike in my mind while i was watching The Big Bang Theory Series, Season 9 Episode 8. Sheldon Cooper Played by Jim Parsons is a Physics nerd who has broke up with his girlfreind but eventually he sees her with someone else. So to make her jealous he thought of dating someone too. So he called his freinds to help him. They came with an idea of setting a puzzle game for the one who wants to date him. But eventually no one arrived at the last minute.

But one brilliant girl named Vanessa Benette played by Analeigh Tipton arrived and was willing to date him. She really likes Sheldons work.

#nerdfighters

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