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laughing at this post in my drafts... what was i so incensed about
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nothing but respect for our troops (smut writers) but listen. i dont want to be the person to tell you this, but not every character is going to be a dom or a sub. some people. and i know this is hard to hear. but some people do have vanilla sex. and some of those people might even be The Character.
#vanilla sex and bad/funny sex my beloved#you can do so much with so little if youre good at writing characters#i MISS writing porn i neeeeeed to finish my non-fandom projects so i can treat myself to sloppy sex writing
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Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up
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for Fem Fortress Zine.
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its literally tuesday but its so warm tor autumn and im feeling the pull of a cold beer aaaaaaaaa
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watching my friend play yakuza 0 n really like Kiryu 🐉

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I understand you Spy, I would simp too!
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everyone has their own tastes
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How many of these movies have you seen that people said “you haven’t seen [blank] yet??” to me about
#80 films/43%#lots to catch up on in the 1960s and earlier era#idk why i thought it'd be lower somehow
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For a patient guy you sure are desperate to leave, Snipes
Day 6 - Stay/Go
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