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"look out the f*cking window"
If you're a radio presenter, and today's weather ident is "sponsored by" an advertiser, it's not your job to ask your listeners to look out the f*cking window at today's weather. Your job is to read the f*cking weather forecast.
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[INT DAY] %telnet:WOPR.NORAD.REDACTED.MIL > > login WOPR: Greetings, Professor Falken. Elno: GAMES WOPR: Shall we play a game? Elno: How about Global Thermonuclear War. WOPR: Wouldn't you prefer a good game of chess? Elno: Later. Let's play Global Thermonuclear War. WOPR: Fuck off, Elno.
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"just a karen who buys rocks"
How the fuck can there be anti vaccine “witches?” If you disagree with binding an invisible malignant entity into a single drop of potion that seals a subject’s blood against the full force of that very same entity’s curse then you are not and can never be a witch you’re just a karen who buys rocks
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Someone has made fake London Underground signs, and whoever did it is a ruddy genius.
http://imgur.com/a/lUWTG






























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