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pot, kettle.

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To reduce my screen time, I have weaponised my overactive and entirely impractical levels of empathy for inanimate objects. Wym you’re picking it up again? While it was sleeping? You complete and utter monster, let it rest!!

And it works. It works like a CHARM. Silly problems require silly solutions!

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So imagine a candidate for federal government who's running under the conservative party. Last election the seat went to an independent for the first time ever, ousting a major player from the conservative party who saw it as a safe seat. The independent was a woman, so natch the party run a woman, cos they're cruel and stupid but apparently not that stupid

A major issue is housing! Politicians are getting doxxed left and right for how many houses they own. More than two is a point of national shame. So this woman enters the political arena calling out how she rents her home

Damn, local lefties think, she's not a bad one to run

However, after a bit it comes out that while she is renting, it's not out of necessity. It's out of lack of commitment to the area. She owns property. Lol, say the lefties

Oh, so not only does she own a house, it's in Canberra, which is in a different fucking state to where she's running. Loll say the lefties

Oh lol okay! She also owns a house in London??? Lmao. Why did she lie about this? How is she affording these?

Oh whaaat? Her parents have set up a trust fund that doles out $20k a month? And she introduced herself as an impoverished renter? Lol lmao

Anyway, the local posters are pretty great

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Milkshakes you get from American diners are so thick because it’s basically just soft serve ice cream in there

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big fan of "one william" as a quantity. keep it up

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im so serious about this but if youre autistic and especially if youre chronically ill creative labour cannot be your only way to relax. working on a creative project is still working. take time to do nothing. its good for you i promise.

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Xe Iaso's Anubis is exploding in popularity and quickly become the go-to default for blocking AI scrapers. Their monetization model is kind of brilliant: it's free to use, but the stock instance has an anime doggirl all over it; if you have snooty clients who dislike that sort of thing, you can pay to remove it:

Anubis is provided to the public for free in order to help advance the common good. In return, we ask (but not demand, these are words on the internet, not word of law) that you not remove the Anubis character from your deployment. If you want to run an unbranded or white-label version of Anubis, please contact Xe to arrange a contract. This is not meant to be "contact us" pricing, I am still evaluating the market for this solution and figuring out what makes sense.

Make the fun haters pay more, I dig it.

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I've got new zines in the shop!

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there needs to be a study about people who participate in research studies repeatedly like this is my 6th medical/scientific trial and honestly at this point let's call it an addiction

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Saw this pretty up for adoption on fb and knew I had to share!

She’s a beautiful Seal Tortie Point and White DSH! I really love shorthair seal tortie points… they’re just a special kind of beautiful.

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what if the new pope is problematic :/

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superman themed pancakes at denny's called the super grand slam

this reminds me of how in-universe, there's a restaurant [chain?] in metropolis called planet krypton. it has recurring appearances, but my favorite mention of it might just be from superman (1939) #652, because...

a) superman's backstory has made it into his merch b) someone thought it would be cool to make a fast food restaurant logo out of the deaths of every single kryptonian c) this fast food restaurant was successful enough to start printing their own novelty merch, including t-shirts with the "moment every single kryptonian died" logo d) superman fucking bought the shirt.

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I feel it is important to bring attention to the sheer levels of CUNT sulu was serving in search for spock and voyage home like...

LOOK AT HIM!!!!