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Team Japan - Program announcements - Senior Skaters

So many announcements lately and with Dreams On Ice almost there I thought I'd do a recap

Kaori SAKAMOTO

SP - Time To Say Goodbye, by Andrea Boccelli

FS - La Vie En Rose/Hymne A L’Amour/Je Ne Regrette Rien, performed by Patricia Kaas

As for choreographer, that's still a mystery. FS could be Marie-France but Kaori had an EX, on the same music done by Satoko Miyahara so... And there's rumours that B E N O I T did one of her programs.

Mone CHIBA

SP - Sakura sakura, choreo by Guillaume Cizeron

FS - Romeo and Juliet (Abel Korzeniowsky), choreo by Lori Nichols

R&J one of my least fave warhorses. Mone, why...

Wakaba HIGUCHI

SP - My Way, choreo by Jeffrey Buttle

FS - Wonder Woman, choreo by Shae-Lynn Bourne

It's really retirement season.

Rinka WATANABE

SP - Moana 2, choreo by Kenji Miyamoto

FS - Jin

Rion SUMIYOSHI

SP - Alba Lullaby, choreo by Misha Ge

FS - Everlasting Light, choreo by Shae-Lynn Bourne

Seems like Rion's FS theme is AI getting sentience, and after Enchanteress and Divine Photosynthesis... I love that girl and her packaging choices !

Hana YOSHIDA

SP - Kill Bill, choreo by B E N O I T

FS - gives herself the summer to decide if she brings back Shakuhachi, or gets a new FS

LISTEN if she brings Shakuhachi back I NEED her to skate it in Milano, that's arguably the best women's FS of the entire quad !

Ami NAKAI

SP - new program, choreo by David Wilson

FS - Cinderella, choreo by David Wilson, recycled and reworked

Feels a bit juniorish but Cinderella was a very good fit for Ami

Shun SATO

SP - Ladies in Lavender, choreo by Guillaume Cizeron (recycled)

FS - Firebird, choreo by Guillaume Cizeron

Guillaume, listen to me, you want to do a Bejart program so bad...

Kao MIURA

SP - Sunset on M/Sturm I-Fear, by Dardust, choreo by Benoit Richaud

FS - Phantom of the Opera - choreo by Benoit Richaud

Ooooh Benoit is cooking with these choices

Tatsuya TSUBOI

SP - Anniversary, by Yoshiki, choreo by Massimo Scali

Kazuki TOMONO

SP - That's It (I'm Crazy), choreo by Shae-Lynn Bourne

FS - Halston, choreo by Misha Ge

Those ones also scream retirement

Shunsuke NAKAMURA

SP - Yesterday, choreo by Misha Ge

FS - The Last Samuraï, choreo by Kana Muramoto

Notable skaters who've yet to announce their programs

Rino MATSUIKE

Sota YAMAMOTO

Yuma KAGIYAMA who's instead released a cryptic sequence of emojis. (Yuma you want to bring back Werther so baaaaaaddddd....)

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"backstage at a live event" is perhaps my favourite human collective emotion ive ever experienced. From running through the creepy empty school hallways before a theatre show, to the staff only breakroom at a convention or event where youre running a stall, to the bridal suite getting ready before your bestie walks down the isle.

Theres a little wall between the guys who are 'in on it' with you, whatever it is, and your audience or customers or guests or just all those people who are *not* in on it. Youve got a wallkie talkie, or a backstage pass, or an exhibitor badge, and youve never felt more alive

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this is the average tumblr experience

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Pheal on Ice

Pheal skates to TERRIBLE 🎶, a masterpiece

worked really hard on this and had a BLAST

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Please participate in my research (also, if you say other, please put it in the tags/comments !)

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Anna's smart so I feel like tax fraud or smth

Crimes I feel like Eteri girls would be arrested for

Alina zagitova: traffic violations but in reality she’s already done this she has 554 traffic violations which is insane

Kamila valieva: drug usage (iykyk)

Alexandra trusova/ignatova: honestly probably battery this bitch kicked her skates at Eteri

Anna Shcherbakova: have you seen this big brown eyed cutie girl the worst she’d probably do is maybe steal pet food for her pets

Evgenia Medvedeva: probably defamation or something tbh she has a podcast I wouldn’t be shocked

Aliona kosternaia: Graffiti. Literally that’s it she seems like the type to do that if she’s angry at someone

Yulia Lipnitskaya: literally can’t think of anything for Yulia but if I had to pick maybe shoplifting? I don’t know

Sofya Akatyeva: probably cyber bullying idk if that’s considered a crime nowadays but wtv

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cunty little fucker isn’t he

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I was watching P2's Worlds 2021 programs and went out of my way to find the exact moment Piper and Paul realized they were on the podium no matter what

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do we think chocolate guy is gay?

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i feel like there is a reason the backflip was banned until a little while ago and i feel like it would be pretty tragic for the isu to ban it again after an accident on ice.

(skater is che yu yeh) and this is (i think) in competition, imagine the training. it doesn't even aadd anything to the program since it's not that much of a choreographic element, it's just fucking dangerous.

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"You're saying you've had soulmates before," Alec said, slowly, trying to understand.

Magnus seemed surprised by the question.

"Well, yes. I didn't realise that you didn't know, darling. If I had I'd have approached the topic very differently."

"You've had soulmates before, and you've just had to watch them all die?"

He couldn't stop thinking about it. About their future. Getting old even as Magnus stayed eternally youthful. Would Magnus glamour himself to appear older alongside Alec? Would they just deal with the stares and assumptions, too comfortable within their bond to care about external judgement?

Magnus waved his hand through the air dismissively, managing to fluidly conjure a cocktail glass with the same movement, apparently deeming it a necessity for the conversation that was to follow.

"Oh, no, Alec. Nothing quite so morbid as that. They all rejected the bond in the end, after all."

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genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital

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You know what. Yuzuru wasn't on the podium at worlds 2013 and then what did he do in Sochi? Fucking won.

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I hope he flops the free so bad he never recovers

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Kevin Aymoz-ass skate

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No because I get ittttttt

maybe an unpopular opinion, maybe not.. but ben (my sweet angel face brelly ben, not that emo bully that is sparrow ben) but BEN is so damn overrated…

i need to meet some more ben stans cuz im all alone over here guys.. like especially brelly ben stans because i fear I’m still at the restaurant i CANT let go of his character 😿 my shayla

(literally me all alone at the restaurant waiting for my other umbrella ben fans to show up)