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she shouldn't be there

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NASA advertising "do you want to be an astronaut" to tumblr users surely means something. What have you found out there, NASA? What have you found that you believe tumblr users, specifically, are best equipped to handle?

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I’m losing my mind

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i have midterms tomorrow and here i am 

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i made Vanessa Stockard's cat Kevin in spore [2008]. please look at her paintings of this thing

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Inspired by the fantastic @8pxl's incredible train pixel art piece!

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4chan memorial post. rest in hell

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Underrated JRPG feature is when one party member uses some non-weapon object as a weapon, but you still upgrade your stats by buying weapons, so now every weapon shop in the world needs to carry parasols of increasing lethality

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Puritanism is getting worse around the globe and conservatives and fascists will absolutely be first going harder against porn, then use that against queer people. You HAVE to realise this and oppose anti porn measures and laws, be in solidarity with sex workers, and listen to them when they call this shit out. It's going to be vitally important.

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The defeated and bloodied king was chained to kneel in front of his enemy and he says weakly: "Is my wife still alive?" His enemy nodded. "You fools," he said smirking, and the king starts laughing as the sounds of explosions getting closer shake the room.

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Here is a diagram of my guinea pigs before and after turning on the radiator.

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"See, the supervillain's got a weakness: all you've to do to find out whatever their secret is, is to simply post a guess on the villain's fansite. If their minions downvote or censor it, it's obviously true. If it gets upvoted, then it's obviously false. Their own mods tell us their secrets!"