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uwahh…!!! *magical girl transformation but instead i turn into a dead body*

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Pakistan walo ko koi ek dictionary gift kardo bkl ko ceasefire ka matlab nahi pata hai

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Jammu, may you forever remain safe and sound under the protection of the Divine Mother.

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Pakistani military targeting civilians in Jammu and Kashmir 💔

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university professors love to create the most fucked up pdf ever known to mankind. it's enrichment for them.

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Maa Parvati playing with her two sons🌸

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oh ok

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genuinely cant stop thinking about whatever early human first looked a literal wolf full in the face and thought domestication would be fun but ALSO cant stop thinking about the ENTIRE early human tribe that absolutely did NOT think to stop them

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let's say that you died and were replaced by an impostor who lied so convincingly in its portrayal of the real you that it genuinely believes itself to be you. would that be fucked up or what?

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i think it’s so funny when people say stuff like “people villainize littlefinger” and “people make tywin a bad guy” bc idk how to tell you that selling an 11 year old to a brothel and slaughtering a bunch of people at dinner is like, a quintessential villain thing to do lmao.

littlefinger is straight up embezzling from the realm and tywin’s line is going to fall specifically because of his mistreatment of his children okay, those dudes are, in fact, bad guys who do bad guy things and that’s why tywin got merked on a toilet by his own son and that’s why littlefinger is gonna get his neck sliced by sansa, brienne, or lsh lol. it’s cuz they’re bad guys!

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“The girl's happiness is not my purpose, nor should it be yours. Our alliances in the south may be as solid as Casterly Rock, but there remains the north to win, and the key to the north is Sansa Stark.”

The utter arrogance of Tywin to think Dorne, the Stormlands, the Riverlands, the Vale and the Reach were loyal to the Lannisters.

What a loser this overrated guy.

Everything before the word "but"... 😂

The Tyrells: literally counting the days until they can poison Joffrey.

The Martells: plotting against them for years and Oberyn is about to cause a huge scene.

The Vale lords: Big Mad at Lysa that they didn't get to join Robb's war.

The Stormlands: literally mere months past open rebellion with Renly?

The Iron Islands: currently an "independent kingdom" in its own sucession crisis.

The Riverlands: fighting a war against them as they speak.

Tywin: Our alliances are solid. As solid as Casterly Rock, our mine-tunneled ancestral castle that will never ever collapse in a symbolic destruction of our House and my toxic legacy.

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Jon: He's right about Sansa, though.

Sansa's queenship and Winterfell foreshadowing: Yeah, that one's a winner.

I suppose the girl's happiness should be of some concern, then. 🤔

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People going "both sides were equally bad" with Cat and Jon are so disturbing because one was literally an adult and the other was literally a child. One was an adult who made a child terrified of her and who basically told him she wished he was dead and the other was a child who did his best to stay out of the adult's way and to never antagonize her, and who was being blamed for something he had no part in.

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Scary? My God you're divine 🌸

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