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This little simple math game for kids implies that "dudes" are a species of creature

If that is to be the case then I suppose this may as well be what that looks like

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This is what it would be like if Guei had a Green Apple Watermelon Slushie

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art by Scotch Malt & Maki Michaux (2002)

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Whatever ... (Rolls my eye) I don't even like you or antnything ... -_-

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cant stop thinking about nana didnt sign up for this, czennie! 🐰💕❤💕���❤💚🐰🐰

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Hell Thrust D:

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Chin Magazine - Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines

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wwhagt political opinions do you have on this pressing matter 🎤

Honestly I don't even think we should be saving Shadow Regigigas like I know we solved the ice puzzle and freed it from Snowpoint Temple and everything but it's literally Shadow Regigigas and it's not even regular Regigigas. Like I know we all have to work together to save Shadow Regigigas from its innermost darkness because it can never save itself but it keeps DMing me asking for Vitamins and shit like dude come on

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i made this picture for fun :) i hope u like it

thanks! i turned it into a dvd menu

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when will fromsoft stop fucking around and make cookie & cream 2

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The new Pope is named Regigigas

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Regigigas has been spotted at the met gala

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I couldn't think of a narrative use for this photogrammetry dog I found, but I love him

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There, apparently, exists an eternal space mantis—and every year, an exorbitant amount of tax dollars fund the flight of the world’s Most Important Men into its orbit. This is a process seen as both aspirational and deeply necessary. As far as we know, there is probably no greater honor than being cannibalized by an eternal space mantis.

Throughout the last century or so, we have been repeatedly made aware of the increasing pile of corpse-parts floating in space. At some point it reached planetary proportions, and has recently met the qualifications needed to designate it as a planet. It has not yet been named, but it is colloquially referred to as “That One Planet Made Entirely Out of Human Corpses”. Located between Venus and Earth, it is one of the easiest planets to see through a telescope. It is a great science experiment for children, who often aspire to to study astronomy shortly after seeing it.

The mantis itself is a recent discovery. We knew these people were dying, but not necessarily due to an eternal space mantis. The chances of it being an eternal space mantis honestly seemed pretty low. Evidence of its existence first came in the form of an accidental audio transmission from Daniel M. Hubbard, the former CEO of Brisco Group Inc., undergoing the process of cannibalization. We know this to be the case due to the contents of the transmission: approximately five unremitted minutes of rapturous moaning.

But what does it mean to be cannibalized by an eternal space mantis? Cannibalism, famously, is defined as the act of consuming one’s own kind. Indeed, this is not a misnomer—to be consumed by an eternal space mantis is to become one and the same. It is unclear when exactly the distinction between man and mantis is made indiscernible, but it is theorized to be the moment the flesh makes its entrance into the mouth.

The mantis most likely eats because it is hungry.