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BOYS LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD IN EYELINER. THE FACT THAT ITS NOT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE FOR BOYS TO WEAR EYELINER MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH A WALL 

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You always see posts about Supernatural captions

but

can

we 

talk

about

nancy

drew

captions

please?

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imagine everyone going to a halloween party and like sayakas a power ranger and kyoukos in a horse head mask and mamis got some kind of sweet but simple costume and madokas a cat and oh haha what a coincidence homuras a cat too and kyousuke shows up late in a fucking banana suit but then the whole party stops when hitomi walks in as a witch

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(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

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Tearable Puns

VELO~CITY 

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i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “Pizza?” instead of hello and he replied “yes this is pizza”

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Pumpkin cat

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"Why Miss Elphaba…you’re beautiful!"

my doodles are all turning into Wicked because god I love it

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if you think you are unattractive just remember you look like your ancestors and hey all of them got laid

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"complimentive"

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don’t look at me like that

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YOU MIGHT GET MARRIED ONE DAY AND GET TO LIVE WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND AND DECORATE YOUR HOME WITH THEM AND DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER LIKE WATCH LATE NIGHT INFORMERCIALS JUST BECAUSE AND SEE THEIR SLEEPY FACE WHEN THEY WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND HAVE A SECRET HANDSHAKE AND BE REALLY WEIRD WITH THEM AND THEY’LL STILL LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT AND IF THE POSSIBILITY OF ALL OF THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU SMILE IDK WHAT WILL