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imessage ⇢ hu(nn)ey ❤

div: so how does this sound

div: u, me, a bunch of junk food and....

div: mario kart.

huey: sounds like a blast

huey: hope ur ready to get ur ass kicked

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which michael scott are you today?

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#MOOD

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BOLD what your muse can do. REPOST, don’t reblog. TAGGED: @apellcn, @moriinoa

bake a cake from scratch | ride a horse | drive a submarine | speak a second language | dance | catch a fish | play an instrument | throw a punch | build a deck | ice skate | unclog a drain | program a computer | change a flat tire | fire a gun | sew | juggle | play poker | paint | fly a kite | sculpt | write poetry | change a diaper | sing | shoot a bow and arrow | ride a bike | swim | sail a boat | do a backflip | play chess | give cpr | pitch a tent | flirt | stitch a wound | read palms | use chopsticks | write in cursive/calligraphy | use an electric drill | braid hair | make a campfire | make a mixed drink | do sudoku puzzles | wrap a gift | give a good massage | jump-start a car | roll their tongue | magic tricks | yoga | tie a tie | skip a rock | shuffle a deck of cards | read morse code | pick a lock

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imessage 📲 sugar pie ❦

divinity: im lov u

divinity: thank u. i am. and i'm even gonna burn sage for this special occassion

divinity: i should text my mom abt this. our first fight! akhfkajf

huey: i love burning sage omg

huey: don't. u want to make her hate me!?

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The Signs As Colours: Gemini

“Yellow usually means it’s not that serious.”

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The Signs As 80s Movies: Gemini - Ferris Beuller’s Day Off

 “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”

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imessage 📲 sugar pie ❦

divinity: do u have to die to explode? what a shame

divinity: they're crystals huey not rocks be respectful

huey: u hate me.

huey: crystals, sorry. grab ur crystals and meditate

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imessage 📲 quinn-y the pooh 🍯

quinn: i always knew you only loved me for my ass spanking abilities

quinn: you can either admit it now, or you can come over and get drunk with me and cry about it when you're too far in the bag to stop yourself.

huey: wrong. i love u for ur ass spanking abilities AND ur hair and face

huey: i'll take get drunk and cry about my feelings for 600 please

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imessage 📲 zaiden

zaiden: do you often think about what my face looks like when i'm doing simple tasks or

huey: obviously thats what i spend my spare time doing. u seem like a frowner. ur either looking really displeased with something or u got that whole blank expression. like snape...ur snape

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imessage 📲 sugar pie ❦

divinity: i wanna see that happen

divinity: i need 2 go meditate. u exhaust me

huey: did u just admit u want me dead

huey: meditate, pull out ur rocks, align ur soul...

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imessage 📲 zaiden

zaiden: wow, witty.

huey: thanks. it's late and it's all i could come up with

huey: i bet ur one of those people who squint down at their phone and frown like a disapproving father before texting someone back

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imessage 📲 quinn-y the pooh 🍯

quinn: right on the ass? yeah, i know.

quinn: so you're jealous then.

quinn: you'd save an old man a lot of grey hairs if you'd just admit that.

huey: this is why i love u

huey: ew. i'm not jealous. don't say that

huey: i won't admit anything, grandpa

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imessage 📲 zaiden

zaiden: no it's more of an "i know my worth and don't bother with people who aren't deserving of it" thing

zaiden: i wouldn't count it as genetic

huey: okay but sounds bougie, smells bougie

huey: i think its genetic

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imessage 📲 sugar pie ❦

divinity: i can do that

divinity: ur such a smartass huey ur annoying

divinity: we've never had a reason to before and i hope we don't ever have a reason again bc this was exhausting

huey: i have to be a smart ass or i'll like combust. its scientifically proven

huey: this was really exhausting. i'm going to need a 9 hour nap