decayinghumancarcass
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decayinghumancarcass · 10 years ago
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when someone asks what i want to do with my life
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decayinghumancarcass · 10 years ago
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New comic! (link)
I don’t care if they can’t understand me. They may be garbage cats, but they’re my garbage cats.
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decayinghumancarcass · 10 years ago
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So sad to see what we’re doing to our home
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decayinghumancarcass · 10 years ago
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when you open a text just to get rid of the notification 
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decayinghumancarcass · 10 years ago
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me, after socializing: i think that went well brain: really hoe…lmao okay where do we start
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decayinghumancarcass · 10 years ago
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thank god he is still with us
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decayinghumancarcass · 10 years ago
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it sure is
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decayinghumancarcass · 10 years ago
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The sticker my friend put on his dashboard for whenever anyone complains about his driving.
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decayinghumancarcass · 10 years ago
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decayinghumancarcass · 10 years ago
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hearing the word ‘salty’ in it’s original context is so weird now bc someone could literally just say ‘these pringles are so salty’ and I’ll just be thinking damn who’ve those pringles been vagueing about now
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decayinghumancarcass · 10 years ago
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decayinghumancarcass · 10 years ago
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my birth:
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my life:
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my death:
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decayinghumancarcass · 10 years ago
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What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
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decayinghumancarcass · 10 years ago
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Is this erotica
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