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Favorite Teto song?

"hmm....hitomania, it's pure nonsense and still sounds great! That or liar dancer... there's definitely others I like however.."

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*slides him Wedding Cake Cookie's business card*

This is the BEST wedding planner I know in the Cookie world.

"ooooh? How interesting~ HA! no. The girl that ruined my little buddy's cake business?? PASS!.."

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If you don’t like black forest, I’m curious on what you feel about pastry cookie? She saw the truth about cookies, but is so deep in her teachings she’s afraid to escape, talk about religious trauma

"I'm not touching that with a 10ft pole.."

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With how much you hate Witches, you should probably stay away from Black Forest Cookie...

She's absolutely OBSESSED with them, she even wants to marry one.

"oh.. I already know about her..

She's DELULU. like.... does she WANT TO BE EATEN?!!?? that's more freaky than just wanting to marry a witch!.. "

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"send asks~!"

(please ask questions about him to him.. lemme ramble 👉👈)

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What do you mostly look forward to when the egg hatches?

"MY BABY."

<- smilk has had HORRENDOUS baby fever for awhile

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What do you think of Crunchy Chip Cookie's cream wolf pup?

"it's a cutie! Though I'm biased as a wolf myself... Well a wolf quite drawn to pups.

...

i am getting immensely impatient to meet my baby...."

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*spawns*

So... when's the marriage?

*the creature doesn't ascend this time, nor do they explode... but in 5 minutes they will*

-Confetti Annon

"like me and nilly's wedding? Hmm..I dunno...we got engaged.."

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*spawns*

What is your favorite color? Besides... Blue and black?

*ascends out the window, but then confetti can be seen falling from the sky after the creature leaves*

-Confetti Annon

(to mod: what's your fav color???? mine is teal)

ooc: purple and blue :3 (I literally couldn't pick to the point my Sona reflects this choice)

"hm..i do like yellow.. it's a rather nice colour~.. goes well with blue and black. And white."

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*spawns*

If you could do anything, what would you do?

*ascends up, this time, they learned from last time about the ceiling, so they spin in circles in the ceiling... then explodes into confetti within 5 seconds*

-Confetti Annon

"y'..y'really love exploding, huh.." *Snickers*

"hm.. anything.. well I CAN do anything. Hm..what do I want to do.. well I can summon a.." *rummages in jester hat* "...a porcelain doll.. apparently. What the hell are you doing in here!? You should be in my collection with the other dollies!"

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*spawns*

I was told to send asks

*ascends up in the sky, but there was a ceiling, and this creature hit their head, then exploded into confetti*

(don't worry, they'll respawn anytime)

(what annon name should I have...? spawning annon? confetti annon? something else.....?)

"ha- mood.."

*removes own head and just holds it to his hip*

Hm.. are they alive.. I assume it's some silly power like I have..

Pfft. Silly thing forgot that you gotta name yourself too! Haha..!"

*puts head back on* "I don't still have sand in there do i.."

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Look!

https://www.tumblr.com/thecandiedapple?source=share

Your daughter has a blog!

"is that my candy apple cookie or another because I'm extremely used to multiverse.. alternate universe stuff..

If that's mine, she wouldn't want me talking to her anyway...haha.... I need to figure out how to apologise for mishandling the saph situation.."

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Can you blame us? We're human, to us you're just a tiny lil thing who can fit in our hands~

"I KNOW. I KNOW, I'M TINY!....hmph..." *Shadow milk's cheek flush up for some reason*

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Dude trust me accept the baby treatment, adulting SUCKS, I wish I could go back to being a kid...

"I do actually like the baby treatment but sometimes it's just..... ridiculous.... LIKE FUCKING TIME OUT! I'm still mad at pure vanilla cookie for actually giving in..

what a jerk.

Urgh..

But unlike you, I never even got to be a kid! I was baked an adult! Shoved straight into responsibility with no fun or freedom! And cookies wonder why I hate witches.."

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I know something you can do to prove your adultness

*job application jumpscare*

"wow.. do I look unemployed? I'm literally a king???? And a published author who still gets royalties!

... assistant. Buddy~ begin hitting that delete and ignore call button. These gnats are getting RUDE. and accusatory..."

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Fine, you want to be treated like an adult, Shadow Milk? Here's a question I'd give to no kid. Remember, you asked for this.

Crumble one, save the rest.

Pure Vanilla

Candy Apple

Black Sapphire

Moonlight

Stardust

Sage of Truth

Truthless Recluse

So? Who would you crumble to save the rest?

Remember... You wanted to be treated like and adult. That comes with adult questions :)

"what the fuck is wrong with you, CRUMBLE ME INSTEAD. I'm not letting my loved ones die...

Now leave me the hell alone."