decentmonster
decentmonster
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decentmonster · 9 days ago
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I made a bag design with the stamps I carved!!!
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decentmonster · 13 days ago
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"You're all yourselves. I can bind you. Let you come within one another's souls. One-from-many."
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decentmonster · 13 days ago
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Save me Star Trek Bloopers…. Star Trek Bloopers save me…
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decentmonster · 13 days ago
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Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍⚧️
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decentmonster · 15 days ago
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worst part about the Internet is knowing that there are finally people who both match and complement your freak. the nearest one is 2,318.4 miles away and your time zones are awkward
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decentmonster · 15 days ago
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decentmonster · 15 days ago
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"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!
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decentmonster · 15 days ago
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decentmonster · 15 days ago
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you hit 26 and suddenly your only choices are dropping out of college and hitting yourself in the head with a metal pipe
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decentmonster · 15 days ago
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Autistic brain really is like, "you have to overexplain so there is absolutely zero chance for misinterpretation"
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decentmonster · 15 days ago
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boba is popular because it fulfills your ancestral desire to consume the eggs of competing aquatic species. Or. In other words Mmmm fish larvae make lizard brain go 🤤🤤
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decentmonster · 15 days ago
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Fig hing forr my life in the bathr oom right now. call 911. call the military. the lactose
Yes I'll have some regular milk in my latte. As a treat. Just a little milk. After all, I deserve it right? I've been good today. Surely my body will have mercy on me-
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decentmonster · 15 days ago
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decentmonster · 15 days ago
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Yes I'll have some regular milk in my latte. As a treat. Just a little milk. After all, I deserve it right? I've been good today. Surely my body will have mercy on me-
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decentmonster · 29 days ago
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DOCTOR WHO (2005) - The Star Beast
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decentmonster · 29 days ago
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in school I used to wear fake glasses while doing writing assignments so that the teachers would think I was smarter and grade my tests higher (this actually worked, for the record)
this kind of backfired in a pavlovian way because now I literally have to put on a pair of glasses and activate Smart Mode when I write anything longer than a few paragraphs
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decentmonster · 1 month ago
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