Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground When suddenly Batman burst from the shade And hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu When Aaron Carter came out of the blue And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile But before it could make it back to the Batcave Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave And took an AK-47 out from under his hat And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat But he ran out of bullets and he ran away Because Optimus Prime came to save the day, This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped Indiana Jones took him out with his whip Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find 'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan All came out of nowhere lightning fast And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
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“You’re running with the big dogs here, and I need you to eat, sleep, and breathe yogurt. You see that portrait hanging above my desk? That’s the guy who invented Go-Gurt. You work hard, you can end up like him. You don’t, this industry will grind you up like the fruit on the bottom of a cup of Dannon. And don’t just tell me we should make kefir. I know about kefir. What I want to know is: What’s seven steps beyond kefir?” At press time, Ulukaya had quietly told the new hire to get the fuck out of his building after the man proposed branching out into skyr.
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I find the most bizarre things looking up Bug Facts. Please appreciate BEETLE POWER.
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I don’t know what to share about my life anymore to get people’s attention. We are a family of ten trying to survive in northern Gaza. Our landlord keeps increasing our rent, and we will be at the mercy of the drones and the tanks if we have to leave, on top of having to leave behind all of our belongings. Every kind of food at the market now costs a fortune and there are no jobs available due to the dangerous situation outside, so we have to fully rely on this campaign.
This is a drawing my friend made of me with my dearest sister Soso, who is only four years old and has already suffered so much in her short life. Two wars have come close to killing her and barely had time to know happiness. I want to make it more bearable for her, but I can’t do it alone.
Please help, I swear I’ll be thankful for anything. Share at least if you can’t afford to donate.
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Because Catholicism and by extension Christianity are so big and normal I don't think a lot of people consider how strange the Vatican is just conceptually. Like yeah in the capital of a long-dead empire there's an opulent temple district that acts as it's own sovereign nation, still speaking the dead language of that empire for their rituals, ruled by a prophet-king chosen by a secret conclave of the high priesthood. Yeah his followers eat a lot of fish in the spring.
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I’m Mai. I’m 29 years old. I live in Gaza.
And I’m tired. Not just physically— tired in my bones, in my chest, in the silence between every explosion.
I’m the only one providing for my family. Not because my siblings are young— but because the war has stolen everything: our work, our safety, our choices. Even the strongest hands are tied here.
We barely have food. We drink water that tastes like metal and dust. Medicine is a luxury. Electricity comes in seconds, not hours. And the sky? It rains fire.
We have $1,487 left to reach our goal. That’s all.
But that number isn’t just money. It’s medicine. It’s bread. It’s warmth in a tent. It’s hope under rubble. It’s survival.
Please don’t scroll past us. Don’t look away.
We’re still here. We still believe someone will care. Let that someone be you. You can donate as little as $1 via PayPal or $5 via GoFundMe. vetted here
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Single mother with 2 injured children trapped under IOF fire in north Gaza—evacuation and treatment needed NOW!!
Maha and the children were not able to evacuate before the IOF surrounded their area. They are under fire NOW.
Little Khalil has been injured after the lOF rigged a nearby house to explode. Then while seeking shelter, the lOF fired gas canisters at them. They were unable to escape the gas, and now Joan is struggling to breathe!
They need funds for transportation, rent, and treatment for Joan’s breathing problems! In total, this means the amount they require is $2,300 USD. However, we are going to split this goal up. We will focus first an raising funds for transport and rent, totaling $1,700 USD
PLEASE share the family's situation and GFM link across all your social media accounts!
Current: €26,655 EUR
New temporary goal: €28,148 EUR
Need to raise: $1,700 USD, about €1,493 EUR
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girls love him for his poor posture and pathetic demeanor
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some autistic people will never be able to have a job or live alone, some women that are transvestigated in bathrooms will have a penis, sometimes a trans women will win a sport she is "naturally" gifted in such as being really tall and playing basketball and sometimes the homeless guy panhandling really will just spend that money on cigarettes and scratchers instead of food. they are still human beings that dont deserve to be tormented by the legal system and paranoid freaks
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stop telling robots they 'pass' as a compliment, passing the turing test is not required from robots for them to be valid, also stop assuming robots even want to pass, it's not the only thing that being a robot is about and is based on anthropocentric standards that you really should be dismantling in the first place
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I feel like 90% of "ancient curses" are probably adequately explained by the fact that the self-proclaimed adventurers who ostensibly fell victim to them were, as a class, a bunch of dipshits who engaged in frequent international travel in an era before antibiotics and vaccines. Like, the list of novel pathogens these guys were risking exposure to on a regular basis was effectively "all of them". That's gotta leave a mark.
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Imagine sitting in your home, and suddenly the shattered bodies of your neighbors-bombed without warning-scatter into your room uninvited. The smell of blood arrives before the sound, and the scene is heavier than any heart can bear.
There is no safety, no sanctity left for homes. Death has become a daily guest, entering through the windows before it even knocks on the door


I nazmy abouoda, a displaced person from Gaza. live in war and very difficult days. My family and I live like prisoners in tents in the cold weather with insects. What I want is to preserve my family, survive and live in peace. I hope you will stand by me and donatee even a little.
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