25. He/Him. Please read my BYF and About. PFP+Sidebar by @appeypie
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I don’t have time to draw it right now but while driving home from the winco I saw a happy mustached man pedaling a bike, towing a cart built to look like a chariot, inside of which stood what I can only imagine was his completely expressionless 13 year old in a makeshift corinthian helmet
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transmasc fall is coming up, you know what that means
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in disbelief that they needed this much to stop guys from peeing here
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gotta love roller coaster tycoon
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gotta love roller coaster tycoon
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what if we were a demon boy band and we all ran like goofy guys? haha jk...unless? 🤔
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i love reblogging things i've already reblogged like. y'all are going to see this again
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Fearing such hits as “Poisoning Pigeons in the Park,” “National Brotherhood Week,” “The Masochism Tango,” “The Element Song,” “Be Prepared,” and “Lobachevsky”
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Something the AI text boom has made me realize is that "no information" is significantly better than "wrong information."
I just saw Doordash AI describe a gallon of blue cheese dressing as a "sweet and refreshing beverage concentrate."
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I don’t have to make sense this is my blog
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saw this reel and thought tumblr would appreciate it
og caption: “so there’s this trend going around where you put something “that takes the edge off” between your fingers… but the office kind of ran wild with it 😳 my Japanese salarymen are up to no good again 🙏”
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