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scared //

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it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

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Elf

elf: what’s your dream date?

Okay so,, I have a few dream dates, depending on my #mood tm

First:

You wake me right before dawn, breakfast and hot tea awaits me in the kitchen. My clothes are set out, I'm to dress for hot weather and the outdoors. After we're ready you drive us out to McCormick's creek, find a nice starting trail near the waterfall and go exploring. We pass many caves, fallen trees, and small ponds. On our way we drink tea from out thermos, forage herbs, berries, and mushrooms. We meet friends like stink bugs, beetles, worms, and other insects. We use our binoculars to watch birds, chipmunks, squirrels, and if we're lucky we'll get to see some bats sleeping in caves. We'll take a nice packed lunch of homemade bread, boiled eggs, and fresh fruits and veggies. For dessert we'll have my special hand made strawberry nutella hand pies. Once it starts to be dusk we'll find our way back towards the waterfall and watch the sunset with our toes in the water, saying hell and goodbye to the frogs and water bugs that go by. Then we get back in the car and you put on some of that soft acoustic music you know I love so much, and then you open your iced coffee thats been sitting in the cooler in the back and chug it down so you can be vigilant while you drive my sleepy self home. You crack the windows because the air on my face soothes me, but since I'm in a tank top and shorts you cover me with the blanket stored in the back seat, and hand me Jax. You softly hum the tones of the songs to me until we get home where you help me undress and get comfy in bed. We fall asleep quickly and dream about holding each other.

Second:

Holiday world. Need I say more?

If you want to know more you'll have to do better than an ask on tumblr, my darling angel.

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faerie and devil

faerie: most attractive thing about boys?

When they're all tough and strong and do manual labor for me but then,,, they soft at me and give me smooch and cuddle and call me cute little baby names,,,

Devil - ideal boyfriend?

I have an ideal husband,

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Ghoul

ghoul: do you prefer to stay at home or go out on dates?

I really like going out. I'd love to go away for a day with just him and be in nature.

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troll?

Abusers lol

Edit I forgot to include the question lol, its:

troll: what are your deal breakers?

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Ogre?

ogre: do you prefer a boyfriend who is taller than you or shorter?

Taller 🥰❤

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monster mlm/nblm themed asks

zombie: do you want to get married?

werewolf: do you fall in love quickly?

ghost: are you outgoing?

orc: do you prefer a boy who is scary on the outside and sweet on the inside, or do you prefer bad boys?

vampire: do you prefer when he makes the first move?

ghoul: do you prefer to stay at home or go out on dates?

devil: describe your dream boyfriend

mummy: do you like sharing clothes with your partner?

elf: what’s your dream date?

gargoyle: do you show emotions easily? is it different when you’re in a relationship?

troll: what are your deal breakers?

siren: what is one thing that you love on every boy?

cryptid: have you ever told your crush you like him?

faerie: most attractive thing about boys?

ogre: do you prefer a boyfriend who is taller than you or shorter?

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its an absolute crime how very little trans man porn there is on here. i want to see trans guys absolutely railing other trans guys

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I would literally die if someone bought me some cute lingerie just because they wanted to see me in it 😳

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Woops🔥

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