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Fact: bisexuals make up a majority of the LGBT population.
Fact: the majority of bisexuals are closeted.
Theory: If all bisexual people came out, straight people would no longer be the majority.
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Family Member: “Wow you actually came out of your room”
Me: “WOOeeoww YUO aCtuaLLy cAm3 UOt oF YouR rooM”

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me: not today, satan
satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me
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