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i know we're all sick of self-care being a marketing tactic now, but i don't think a lot of us have any other concept of self-care beyond what companies have tried to sell us, so i thought i'd share my favorite self-care hand out

brought to you by how mad i just got at a Target ad

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Wind deers :] weird mimic-esque animals that look like wind turbines. they settle down in one spot and open their face panels during the day to absorb solar energy & they often camp out for weeks by windmill farms before moving on. People sort of just leave them alone when they show up

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weird animals

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How do I even react to this

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Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

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Not what I expected coming from John Green

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did you know that its impossible to throw an egg really hard onto your bedrooms wall right now try it

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I wonder what the buzz is about this Elon guy that just got appointed to Trump's new office..... Now, survey says there might be something off about this picture, but I just can't put my finger on it.............

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If you're expecting an explanation, I've got bad news for ya.

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If you're expecting an explanation, I've got bad news for ya.

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Honestly, I'm beyond flattered. I've never gotten fanart before, and I've been making music for 13 years lmao

Delay, Deny, Depose

String up the intendant defendants. Send them home to see their descendants. Spend the hell out of their inheritance, and dismantle all their investments. We don't wait to see your intentions! The law bends to suit your inventions. Cut them off, and spurn their conventions. Storm the office. Burn their collections.

shoutout to @omegapausestuck for making a shitpost song that fucks

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Have you ever heard the tragedy of Briana the Boston? Ironic...

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Have you ever heard the tragedy of Briana the Boston? Ironic...