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They’ve been rebuilding the Tower of Babel, but this time they have a team of linguists on site. Every time God smites the builders and invents a dozen new languages, the linguists have a dozen decently sized translations in about a month and work can start up again.

The linguists have been really into it. They say the new phonemes are fascinating. As for God, I assume that at this point he’s just curious to see how far this goes.

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You wanted another menu that night

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pussy limited edition because i’m going to fucking kill myself

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[https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/19110339] Red Diamond Rattlesnake || Crotalus ruber Observed in United States Vulnerable in location of observation

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i love this gif because normally i don't see anything wrong with a post because i am one unobservant bitch and seeing this gif get added immediately tells me that i should take a second look to see something off-putting and probably sexual

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Thinking about Fray Bigotón (brother moustache), mascot of the Franciscan Monastery of Cochabamba in Bolivia who was adopted after being found as a stray

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Hello 💕 this is your reminder to take your vitamin d supplements if you live somewhere dark & gloomy like me

fansly • of • manyvids

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Two days in a row and still nothing! And a couple weeks ago, AND again a few days before that. give me my thunderstorm!!!

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Has anyone else noticed that they do this?

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Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her

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herpetological guide

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Triple the obese lynx budget

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Another dream comic. Had a dream where I was tied to a chair in a dark room and some hooded figures killed me after I begged for my life—but then I got caught in a time loop and so I kept trying to figure out what I could say to get them to not shoot me but they killed me no matter what I said. Started just shouting random stuff eventually.

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