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MJ&Gwen

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Gwen

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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it is crazy how “if this childrens show doesn’t kill their villain at the end it’s irredeemable media” became such a popular opinion here. like people were calling steven universe fascist apologia. and to be clear I don’t even think that would be the case for non childrens media, either. perhaps holding every single story up to the same standard of “does it follow the acceptable narrative path or is it evil propaganda” isn’t the most anti-fascist thing, either. maybe.

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yall realize you can criticize religion without like. making fun of people for having things that are sacred and holy to them right.

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Ripe summer tomatoes🍅 so so fresh, not a single sign of mold

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good lord this thing is useless

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Gwenmj :’’’’’(

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Why does everything have to be so hard? I just want to save the city, help people and play the drums. It’s not like I want to be a unicorn astronaut space princess. I haven’t since I was five.

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I wish the world worked like it did in the stardew valley universe. If I'm strapped for cash I should be able to go grab some blackberries off the nearest roadside bush and go sell them to a grocery store for a quick ten bucks. I should be able to think "huh I wanna go talk to the wizard today" and then I go talk to the wizard in his wizard tower

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fucking absurd that rich fucks in australia are complaining about only being able to buy 2 more brand new iphones with their tax cuts instead of 4.5 new iphones with their tax cuts. absolutely out of touch with regular people

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y'all. i found an account on twitter that posts funny fanfiction lines and its a fucking goldmine. here's some of my favourite sonic ones in particular because they're so adjalsirjalmsndns

and of course we can't forget the iconic

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When someone speaks a foreign language in public and I’m desperately trying not to stare like I’m sorry I’m not racist I just desperately want to hear the different vowel sounds you’re making. sorry.

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I love how you draw Jessie with a bit of chub on her. It really suits her and it’s super cute. Makes me feel like maybe I’m cute with my chub too.

Yaaaa I love drawing her! It’s gotten to the point where I can’t see her any other way in the future. She’s cute and chub is cute!

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