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It’s either goes by whoever stopped first, or whoever is furthest to the right if it’s a simultaneous stop.

you. american adult with a drivers license. can you tell me who has the right of way at a 4 way stop

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“Popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok,”

such as

“LEMON DEMON.”

My brother in Christ, Niel Cicierega AKA Lemon Demon posted Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny in

He’s not trendy he’s FOUNDATIONAL

I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery

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Man I was having such a nice day until I learned that the company that makes Jurassic World Evolution 2 is also the same company that makes Planet Zoo.

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get white sonic off my dash

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Oh hey neat you’ll never guess why it’s called that!

A male slingjaw wrasse (Epibulus insidiator)

by Alain Feulvarch

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:-/

Gordon Ramsey fursona reveal!

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coelacanth

Sometimes I remember the sheer scale of evolutionary alterations that coelacanths have muscled their way through

the weight of eons of change and incremental improvement on a cellular level that have been concealed under, to what our eyes, an ossified limb configuration that’s remained stagnant in its antiquity.

So I can seek comfort in my own improvements, even if nothing hints to it from the outside

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Well obviously it’s the Iron Man popsicle, he’s the only one that doesn’t look wildly enthusiastic and looks visibly exhausted by the friend groups antics.

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

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From the people who brought you chill Krill Waves Radio comes our new KrillER Waves Radio: one hour of skeleton shrimp and metal music to headbang to! 🤘🎵

Skip the relaxing lofi music and unleash your inner metal enthusiast — it’s all about screaming out and banging our heads with skeleton shrimps as we hold tight to the unpredictable currents that we call life.

You’d be a fool to skip this one!

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The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

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godzilla X Kong but only my girlfriend watched it and this is what she told me happens

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And that's how Godzilla got trapped in the ice and lost weight👍 :)

Also, Rodan is in the movie. I know this because I saw it in my dreams.

Inspired by Mickey Mouse Shorts

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Its my boyfriend birthday today, so i made him an alebrije godzilla! Happy birthday mi amor @the-ancient-dragon-of-the-north!

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Wait isn’t almond taste cyanide.

Why the fuck would you taste it?!

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