Goofballs Thinking they are thinking big, but not really thinking that big, and somehow knowing it ... but just don't give a shit since it is all too much fun
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There is an inverse relationship between a person’s likability and the number of stickers on the back of their vehicle.
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Cleopatra’s cat probably woke her up at 7am on Saturdays too
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The first color-blind person probably had some crazy-ass arguments
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“We live, as we dream — alone.”
— Joseph Conrad, Heart of Darkness
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If the amount of cats riding robot vacuums is any indication, cats will likely side against us during the inevitable machine uprising.
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““It takes a long time to make love with someone who hates themselves.” - Buddy Wakefield”
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Walmart is giving out free turkeys for anyone able to outrun their security
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The most practical measure of intelligence isn’t understanding how smart you are, it’s understanding how stupid you are.
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