deepdark-archivist

[deepdark-archivist]

are u n skullcap dating

"Skully wishe-"

"LO-FI IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP-"

Lo-fi sighs overdramatically. "no, we are not. Even though i'm hot as fuck and you really wanna kiss m-" Lo-fi trails off into laughter as Skullcap yanks it up and slings it over her shoulder. "That's enough outta you."

[deepdark-archivist]

How do u eat?? What’s it like in the caves??

Lo-Fi: I don’t I absorb my victims

Skullcap: stop scaring the anons, you have a mouth and we both know it.

Lo-Fi: you don’t know that, you’ve never seen it, and the only way you’re gonna is if you promise to kiss it.

Lo-Fi: anyway it’s really cool! We have lots of pillars and shiny gems and loot! Just don’t step in the slime. The underground river system that Glitter Pen lives in actually flows out into the ocean and if you take the right turns there’s a lush cave nearby.

[deepdark-archivist]

What motivates you

Skullcap: BLOODTHIRST.

Archivist Lo-Fi: rotten flesh! can’t eat ’em if I’m dead. Also Skully won’t let me die because YOU LOVE ME AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!

Castor: S P I T E.

pollux is currently eating quadruple her weight in the strange slime that creeps across the floor and walls. Glitter Pen is bubbling in concern.

[deepdark-archivist]

By Herobrine this can’t be happening

[deepdark-archivist]

Welcome to the deepdark

dni if you’re not 14+. content warnings at the bottom.

Ask the archivist [Lo-fi]

or ask the shadow itself [Skullcap] 

inquire to frog & crow respectively [Pollux & Castor]

quiz a glow squid [Sparkle Pen]

You should be careful of the silverfish, they’ll snap at your feet, better step on them fast or you’ll be dead meat. they don’t like strangers, and neither does Skullcap, so be wary of the sound of your footsteps, the sculk don’t like noise, and they aren’t above telling. your breathing feels so much louder, doesn’t it? echoing off the ruined walls of what was once a great city with loot hidden so long ago. 

I suggest you’re careful of me, when I come above, making sure all is well and I’ll check on my crops. under a shitty scarecrow with dry wheat to be picked, it’s saver to ask during the day when it’s less likely your life will end there, so abruptly and pitifully short. ask about my day, or whatever you’d like to know, there’s always time when I reap what I sow.

also find me on @the-minecraft-cat and @lofi-or-something 

Content warnings: blood, slight horror elements, occasional gore, eyestrain, animal death, head trauma, vomit, necromancy, corpses, undead creatures, teeth, food, animal attacks, unreality, violence.  

[deepdark-archivist]

what abt the warden tho

"we're like, practicallly BFFs."

[deepdark-archivist]

how do u pick up stuff??

"A shulker box?? or I give it to Castor for safe-keeping. Herobrine knows where he puts it, but he always brings the stuff back when I need it so idk."

[deepdark-archivist]

but ur sona... it got no arms???

"yeah what about it >:(."

also you can officially ask about them and their buddies here!

[deepdark-archivist]

Meet the mascot: A sheet ghost who wanders the the warmth of the overworld during the day, thriving under the autmn sun, and retreats into the eerie cold of the deep dark palaces at night, accompanied by Castor the crow and Pollux the frog. Guarding the treasures lost deep below the ground so many years ago, and shouting scattered thoughts into the void beneath the ground you walk on. A faceless being, an unknown mob, living among the cracked stone.