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If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.

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My wife beats me if I wear socks around the house she tells me she needs access to my feet at all hours of the day

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Ok I'm not gonna post this but I reallyyyyyy want to

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✨ms paint story telling✨ alien abduction!!!

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mysterious pink haired girl I'm playing games with at a friend's birthday party: I thought you'd be better at this when they hyped you up as such a good player. I'm not losing by that much

me, trying to find out what button combination leads to me licking her face in their bathroom: I'm not using my full power because I'm still analyzing your movements. you know, like Goku

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I love my wife

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Piggy bath

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Season 2 Episode 9 -- The Dinner Machine

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my partner has about 3 genres of youtube video they watch, so I've decided to combine them all into what would be their Ideal Video

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From the Chinese dating game show 非诚勿扰 (Fei Cheng Wu Rao), If You Are The One.

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Truly a shame there's not more yak appreciation on tumblr.