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"We apologize for the delay of the train. The train is delayed for about ??? minutes, because of ???."
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the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away
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It was by the sea… Artist: Averin Alexander Nikolaevich (b. 1952, Russia)
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odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Giovanna Francesca Antonia Giuseppe Zanerini (1753–1801), Called 'La Baccelli' Giovanni Battista Locatelli (1734–1805) (attributed to) National Trust, Knole
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*Dr Doofenshmietz gestures at an empty area*
“BEHOLD THE PROCRASTINATOR!”
*empty area*
“I haven’t built it yet”
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"He's not cannibalistic but be wouldn't say 'no' to the taste of you"
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ALBERT EDELFELT (1854 - 1905, Finnish)-Fisherman's boat, dated 1880
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went into a wine shop the other day to buy pasta and they did not have pasta but they were doing a wine tasting so i thought what the hell. and got to chatting with the other woman there because we had both just come from the library and were comparing our books and sipping wine and turns out we’re both teachers so we got on the topic of phones in classrooms—and the guy pouring our wine was like ‘that’s actually a point of contention in one of my divorces right now.’
and i very delicately said ‘one of your divorces?’ and his eyes got really big and he said I’M A PARALEGAL
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i really want people to stop writing scientists as awkward, stilted conversationalists who don't understand idioms or emotions and start writing them as depressed alcoholics who swear like sailors unless they're in a specifically academic situation
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