Hi I'm Deez (no relation to Bofa). Mostly straight. Fandoms include Good Omens, Our Flag Means Death, Lucifer, and Star Trek (particularly Discovery). I like a lot of shows and movies that I don't consider myself part of the fandom of, FYI. I don't believe in personality tests. I am quite probably old enough to be your grandma if you were born after Y2K, but I'm definitely not your grandma, because I would remember if I'd had any kids...I hope. Oh I also love cats! (Header image by @mistysbluebox)
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if theres anything good to say about the ai generated map of Europe is it brought us Irish reunification
[image description: an ai generated map of europe. most country names are either misspelt or city names, the borders are incorrect. the approximation of Ireland is labelled as "Dublin" and does not have borders separating the North from the Republic /end ID]
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power💜 • onlyfans • $upport this disabled lesbian so she can afford her medications! 💞
they nuked me!! 😭 follow me here now and pls reblog to help me find my mutuals🥺🙏🏼
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Yeah I’m sorry that’s weird. If they’re the professional/representative of the establishment then I’m waiting for them to greet me before I start talking, because otherwise I assume they’re busy with something else until they say something.
It is not enough that you be attentive and do your job, you must also pay obeisance to me as a customer! If you fail to do this, you are actively victimizing me. BE PERFORMATIVE HAPPY FOR ME OR ELSE!
I'm very firmly a millennial and have been through really extensive customer service training. I DO automatically greet people with 'come on in' or 'I'll be with you in just a minute, please have a seat'
But I honestly completely understand and accept the GenZ stance of 'I presume my mic is muted until you address me' and 'I do not want to bother you; I am here waiting for you to interact with me'
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For Trump, a military conflict with Iran would distract from: -Sinking poll numbers -A devastating (and unpopular) budget bill -Harmful trade wars -Unleashing the military on American soil -Millions of people protesting his authoritarianism We must remain on high alert. [Cartoon by @adamzyglis]
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Murderbot quoting and taking inspiration from The Rise and Fall of Sanctuary Moon in episodes 4 and 6
[1 and 2]
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Murderbot tv show deviates a little from the books: annoying, does not please me, not sure this show is worth it.
Murderbot tv show wandering far away from book canon and having SecUnit bully Mensah into vivisectioning it: now we're talking.
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these are two full-grown adult cats. but one of them will always be baby
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Dear Leopard,
I really appreciate you eating people's faces. But can you stop eating mine?
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firm believe that not everything happens for a reason, sometimes things are just cruel. and they shouldn’t have happened and it’s not supposed to be a lesson because we never deserved such thing.
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Found this video posted by Mackenzie Keister (lighter brunette, hair down, brown shirt, jeans) and, like, Holy Shit! The skill involved here is breathtaking!
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I think Fugitive Telemetry is pretty funny from Indah's perspective. There's a murder on the station. You alert your government leader, and they bring their bodyguard/corporate-spy-and-murder-construct with them to the scene of the crime. Turns out it's also Sherlock Holmes. It alternates talking like it's in a TV show, and making various ominous statements, including things like "if I killed them, you'd never find the bodies." It refuses to elaborate on that one. Well that's comforting. It does go on to show that it couldn't have done the murder. But did it just confess to murder? Why did it just confess to murder? It goes on to save your officers lives (wait, did it just hack the system it promised not to hack? Eh, we'll let it slide this time.) and then mount a solo rescue mission (extremely successful, except for being shot by the people it's saving), and still hasn't killed anyone. So far. It already forgot that someone got murdered and that you were actually trying to solve a crime. Anyway, once you give it full access to your security system, it solves the crime within an hour or so. Turns out it was your coworker of 43 years. Who was actually a corporate-spy-and-murder-robot this whole time.
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My favourite Da Vinky twins trans ally moments:
When they said their pronouns are they/them because there’s 2 of them
“It doesn’t matter what your pronouns are, because at the end of the day, it’s night”
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