survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat
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they should invent a way to reconnect with old friends that doesnt feel like eating a pile of dirt in front of god
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Andrea Gibson, Lord of the Butterflies
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if you dont like me genuinley get off my Weiner fake ass lmao
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me after smoking the unserious politics without class analysis blunt
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Bernard de Maere - Lys Landscape at Dusk (1911)
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some healthy eating tips i learned throughout the years:
hot tea: “sooth” the stomach
salad: “absorb” the oil from your intetine
tomato: “sour” so good for your health
coca cola: “release” MSG from your body
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couples quarrel
boyfriend: hey baby i have to cancel our date tomorrow something came up
girlfriend: oh i’m just small potatoes. i’m not that importance.
boyfriend: -_-
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am i the coolest loser you know
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job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?
me: what if a dracula show up 😰
interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.
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shows should have 22 episodes a season again where half of them are low stakes silly fun shit happening. this i believe with my whole heart
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when you look in the mirror and you're a t-shirt
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I’m getting strong enough to kill you all
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