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Watching Buffy for the first time and this shit slaps so hard. Bad guy vampires just resurrected a big, ugly blue demon called 'The Judge' who reportedly 'can't be killed by any weapon forged' and stupid me was like "Oh, I bet she'll light him on fire or kill him with her hands or something of that nature." No. Rocket launcher. Launched a rocket at him and he fucking died. Awesome.

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If Buffy the Vampire Slayer was made now

Tinder episode where Buffy meets up with a guy from a dating app and he turns out to be a literal monster

Dawn and Spike swindling various demons to get money for Eras Tour tickets

Bisexual Xander

Lesbian Faith

420 episode where the scoobies think Giles is under some kind of spell but turns out he just accidentally ate Spike’s edibles

SUPERNATURAL CROSSOVER EPISODE

Endless “slay” jokes

Willow in a constant online battle with internet trolls that are actual trolls

Buffy and Faith being in love and secretly hooking up throughout season 3

Riley becoming a podcast bro

Festival episode where the scoobies go to Coachella and Ethan Rayne (disguised as a hippie) is up to some new magical fuckery

An influencer is chosen to be a slayer after Faith briefly dies and tries to be an “influenslayer”

Feel free to add more ⬇️

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Everyone "I can't believe Willow murdered someone. There were never any signs that she's capable of something like this. It's always the person you least suspect"

Willow in the years leading up to it "If Parker shows up we'll hatchet murder him." "Hurt Buffy and I'll beat you to death with a shovel" "I'm very powerful and maybe it's not such a good idea for you to piss me off"

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i love it when buffy jumps really high and does unnecessary flips. she doesn’t do that as much in the later seasons. a great tragedy if you ask me

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don't talk to me about buffy summers. she didn't come back wrong. she wishes desperately she came back wrong. she's sure she did, because she feels wrong and if it wasn't her dying and it wasn't her being dragged kicking and screaming back to the land of the living and it wasn't her clawing out of her own grave only to have to do it all again then it's just her. it's just that buffy's wrong. she's irreperably broken and all death did was stop her from being able to hide it.

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Buffy + Reductress headlines part ii (part i)

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Some Buffy The Vampire Slayer + Reductress headlines in honor of my new obsession

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love how buffy basically treats spike like her own reddit (giles is her wikipedia). everytime she doesn`t get the legit answer from the source that has centuries of data, she is like okay i guess it`s time to hit the streets for the real information! spike, how did you kill two previous slayers so that i know how not to die? spike, do you know anything about that monster? spike, what about this one? spike, i came to thee to gather the so much needed knowledge on that thing cause who else i would go to when you are the only useful one. hey, spike, do you-

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wait i just realized the whole "i can't save buffy i have no breath" thing that angel says in season 1 is actually so funny because like. lungs are basically just balloons that you inflate using your muscles. breathing is not a special power it's just your diaphragm muscles. also vampires can talk so obviously they have the capacity to inflate their lungs and use the air for their vocal chords. so there is really no reason angel couldn't have given her cpr?

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buffy the vampire slayer text posts

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The solution to ableism isn't for me to "stop calling myself disabled", it's for everyone to stop treating "disabled" as a bad word

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i should be at the bridge . being a bridge troll

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people who like repressed characters should watch buffy the vampire slayer. it may not seem like it at first what with the friendly demeanor and seemingly outgoing personality, but buffy summers is actually the most repressed little weirdo ever in the history of fiction.

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watching merlin as a buffy fan is such a bizarre experience, seeing anthony head stewart play a character with such a visceral hatred of magic seems kind of funny when this is literally him as giles

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do you ever think about how anya canonically caused the russian revolution? like that's a real piece of buffyverse lore that was revealed in a joke flashback scene and never mentioned again. they don't make tv like they used to